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when someone is making fun of one of ur insecurities but it's "just a joke"
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"And as our country entered World War III, I couldn't help but wonder... ... is it time to focus on World War Me?"
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me deleting my tweets about my mental breakdown the morning after
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My little cousin was suspended for drawing batman throwing confetti.
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me after having a five minute conversation with a drunk girl im meeting for the first time
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Guys, really important. One of my mom's baby goats has taken to climbing the donkey of its own volition.
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when your mom is late picking you up from Starfish Club
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In the end, the only thing that got toasted was myself :(
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When you skip school for a mental health day but you're already failing all your classes because of your mental hea… https://t.co/NEC2t369OM
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Me: WHO PUT THE EMPTY MILK BACK IN THE FRIDGE? Me: YOU LIVE ALONE Me: SHIT
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my coworker keeps referring to black people here as african american because she's too nervous to say black but we… https://t.co/VBfRrKBFSK
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There's a dog in my neighborhood who just sits on his balcony and judges people and he is my absolute favorite
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All I wanted was a back rub & now I'm pregnant
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When you're in the middle of an exam and you hear your teacher explaining something to someone
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Look, it's gonna take seven minutes.
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Woah, black Betty
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COMMENCE THE SUMMONING
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Hey I'm Diana Ross And You're Watching Disney Channel
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i bet the women in the stalls next to me are wondering why i'm laughing so much
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Me: *dies* People to my boyfriend: it's okay to get back out there, she'd want you to move on Me in heaven:
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made this for my anatomy project & Mrs. Hybner wouldn't let me turn it in.
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It's okay guacamole I am extra too
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i have so many followup questions.
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FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife
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I have a friend that insisted on dressing up like a clown for his family pic back when he was like 8 and it's my fa… https://t.co/atIIbP37pL
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There's just no way that EVERYbody was kung fu fighting