1. This perfect backdrop:
oh so no one was gonna tell me there was a big ass penis behind my head for my senior pictures???
2. This mix-up:
Omg i meet beyonce
3. This amazing presentation:
Burnt my chicken strips so much it turned to charcoal 🤕
4. This classic "I don't work here":
this lady just asked me if I had a size 6
5. This strange wording:
my mum makes picking me up sound so deep
6. This taste of the good stuff:
my cat figured out how the fridge works and now he's turnt on fresh, crisp water
7. This misplaced confetti:
8. This to-do list:
how high was I
9. This phone hack:
When I edit my insta pics I send them to Austin mahone just so they'll save to my camera roll..after 3 years of thi… https://t.co/StWJLkueca
10. This rogue highway sign:
Okay Arizona
11. This regretful read:
help so my cousin got upset after reading a fan fiction where harry styles dies and now she's been peeling potatoes… https://t.co/PgZyetb4bu
12. This Speed addiction:
Hi uh there's a minivan parked on my block that has a couple dozen VHS tapes of the motion picture SPEED on the das… https://t.co/0eZUcOQffB
13. This multidimensional photo:
Bro I thought she was grabbing the other girl wig 😭😭😭😭😭
14. This make-out crime scene:
My lipstick looked so good today too
15. This translation:
16. This find:
A girl drop a $20, being a nice guy I tried giving it back but she yelled "I have a boyfriend" welp now you broke y… https://t.co/fRgm0KRLBB
17. This time traveler:
Who would've guessed I'm @Caradelevingne 's dad
18. This last resort:
Ran outta sandwhich bags smh
19. This interpretation:
is this about sucking dick
20. This Blizzard test:
So this only happens to me...
21. This assumption:
my teacher commended me for taking such good notes today but i was really just writing the lyrics to real slim shad… https://t.co/F8J9UKP2RI
22. This announcement:
When you get the mic at work
23. And this truly remarkable graphic design:
Guy 1: OK. Nail polish on the hand means it's a woman. Guy 2: You can't see the other hand's nails. How do we make… https://t.co/Dc38kOjZ7y