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    22 Objects People Have Actually Lost In Their Ass

    So deep up their butt they couldn't take it out. Just like these images and your MIND.

    1. A body spray canister:

    2. A house key:

    3. A beer bottle:

    4. A flashlight:

    5. A peanut butter jar:

    6. A teeny-tiny toy car:

    7. A billiard ball:

    8. A dumb phone:

    9. A pint glass.

    10. A gun

    11. Spray paint

    12. A live shell.

    13. Another bottle, but with a fake hip:

    14. A bottle with a retrieval wire.

    15. A lightbulb.

    16. A tiny, but not too tiny knife.

    17. A Coffee Mate creamer lid

    18. A dildo.

    19. A. Dildo.

    20. A dildo and tongs.

    Via imgur.com

    Erin: Toss that salad, I guess.

    Ahmed: This is fire. Give this dude an award.

    21. A whole shampoo bottle.

    22. Aaaaaand a Buzz Lightyear action figure.