It has recently come to the internet's attention that Arthur from the TV show Arthur based on the Arthur book series (HIS NAME IS ARTHUR, IF YOU DIDN'T GET THAT) doesn't know where his own ears are:
EXPLAIN THIS.
(And you know it's big news 'cuz the parody accounts went wild with it):
It seems the entire Read family thinks they can hear sound through their skulls:
Even Arthur's best friend Buster can't figure it out:
And here's local bully Binky (Is he a dog? I still don't know) coming so close and yet so far:
