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24 Enemies Of Long-Legged People

"Where's the flood?" In my heart.

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1. STEERING WHEELS.

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Oh, I'm sorry, legs. Did YOU want to drive?

2. BATH TUBS.

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It's so relaxing having icebergs for knees.

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3. THEATRE SEATS.

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Now I know where the term "break a leg" came from.

4. BUS SEATS.

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As if taking the bus isn't enough of an indignity.

5. AIRPLANE SEATS.

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Wow, all this comfort for only $900 per seat.

6. COMPACT SEDANS.

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Do ya mind if I keep my legs in the trunk?

7. THROW BLANKETS.

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Toes so cold.

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8. OVER-THE-KNEE SOCKS

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I hear under-the-knee socks are in now. No?

9. ACCIDENTAL FOOTSIE.

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Sorry Dad.

10. SHORT DRESSES.

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It looks like a plastic bag caught in a tree.

11. ROMPERS.

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Not street legal.

12. PANTS THAT ARE TOO SHORT.

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I'll just get these...tailored?

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13. PANTS THAT FIT YOUR LEGS BUT NOT YOUR WAIST.

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In case everyone was wondering what underwear I am wearing.

14. THE DRESS/SHIRT CONUNDRUM.

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I need answers here, people.

15. HIGH-WAISTED SHORTS.

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It's cool, I didn't want to feel my genitals anyway.

16. PRICE-GOUGING SPECIALTY STORES.

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Really know how to hit a girl when she's down.

17. BEDS.

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Tired of the struggle.

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18. FLEXIBILITY.

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It'd be cool to one day meet my feet.

19. DESKS.

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As if school isn't torture enough.

20. MANICURE TABLES.

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Can you use that nail file to file down my knees please?

21. BICYCLES.

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I look like a bear in a circus.

22. HAMMOCKS.

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~SoOoOoOo ReLaXiNg~

23. WORK OUT EQUIPMENT.

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The only burn I'm feeling is the one in my soul.

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