19 Educated Guesses At Schmidt’s First Name

A very unscientific look into New Girl’s biggest mystery.

I painstakingly researched the historical meanings of boys’ first names in an effort to figure out Schmidt’s. One of the following is most likely* his true identity.

*Not at all likely. Not even a little bit.

1. Aidan—“fire”

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2. Kevin—“handsome”

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3. Neil—“passionate”

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4. Evan—“born of youth”

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5. Todd—“clever”

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6. Alexander—“defender, fighter”

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7. David—“beloved”

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8. Edward—“wealthy”

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9. Brian—“noble”

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10. Raymond—“protecting hands”

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11. Henry—“home ruler”

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12. Leslie—“holly garden”

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13. Randall—“wolf shield”

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14. Bernard—“brave bear”

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15. Edwin—“friend”

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16. Sheridan—“seeker”

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17. Conley—“pure and chaste”

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18. Efrat—“fruitful”

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19. Valerian—“healthy”

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