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Timing is everything.
(This isn't a mystical dragon-dog).
(This boy isn't searching for lost car keys in the worst place possible).
(This is not a glamorous dog relaxing at the old fishing hole).
(This is, unfortunately, not the world's first flying dog).
(This dog is not smooching a girl with incredibly full lips).
(This dog isn't choking on her human's arm).
(This isn't a dog enjoying a pleasant train ride through the countryside).
(This dog isn't doing his best model face).
(This dog isn't waiting for his bro outside the 7-Eleven).
(This, sadly, is not a levitating dog).
(This dog isn't making a statement).
(This dog isn't going for a causal stroll on the beach).
(This dog isn't mocking his human's decor).
(This dog isn't the messiah).
(This dog isn't meeting his demise).
(This isn't an Extend-o-dog prototype).
(This dog isn't cruising to the beach on his day off).
(This isn't an incredibly sympathetic dog).
(This isn't a headless dog).
(This dog isn't giving you the thumbs-up).
(This isn't Frankenstein's girl-dog monster).
(This isn't the world's most inappropriate Facebook profile picture).
(This dog isn't wearing a chic new lip color).
(This isn't a two-headed dog).
(And this isn't a floating dog head).
(This is not a baby-dog circus duo practicing their balancing act).
(This man is not barfing up a tiny dog).
(This isn't a googly-eyed cyclops dog).
(This baby doesn't have superb hearing).
(This isn't a hover dog).
(And this most certainly isn't a giant, ferocious monster dog who feeds on the flesh of own kind).