1. No, dog. That's not how you take a nap.

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2. That's not how you eat your dinner.

3. Dog. This is not how you welcome your human home after a long day.

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4. You're supposed to stick your head out the window.

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5. This isn't how you play, dog. Try fetch.

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6. OK, maybe fetch is a little out of your league.

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7. Dogs don't pee like this.
8. How... how... did you even get into this position, dog?

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9. This is not how we go for walks.

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10. This is not how we beg for treats.

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11. And this is certainly not how we use the doggy door.

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12. Dog. YOU are supposed to protect the homestead.

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13. And that trap was for the raccoons.

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14. That's a great seal impression but you are a DOG, dog.

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15. Dog.

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16. Not how we go for rides.

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17. Not how we ask to come inside.

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18. Not what I meant when I said "sit."

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19. Dog?

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20. Are you OK?

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21. You don't look so good, dog. Maybe you should sit down.

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22. NOT like that, dog!

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23. Go play outside.
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24. Have a snack.

25. Go for a walk.
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26. DOG!

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27. Cut that OUT!

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28. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, DOG?

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29. All right. You win this time.

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