Here Is The Definitive Ranking Of Thanksgiving Food According To You

You can't argue with this list because YOU chose it!

Last week I asked you to tell me which Thanksgiving foods are good and which are bad. Now, here is a ranking of those foods as chosen by YOU, dear reader.

14. Candied yams

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Hot barf topped in sugary vomit. Hard pass.

13. Canned cranberry sauce

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Anything that takes the shape of the container it comes in shouldn't be consumed by human people.

12. Green bean casserole

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The only reason to ever put this on your plate is to eat the fried onions on top, let's be honest.

11. Butternut squash soup

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Listen, on Thanksgiving, you can't give up precious stomach real estate to SOUP. It's just not a good investment!

10. Fancy cranberry sauce

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Better presentation, still the same cran-garbage. Like putting a wig on a rat.

9. Roasted brussels sprouts

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They're fine.

8. Honey glazed carrots

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I mean, pour honey on a piece of shoe leather and I'd probably eat it.

7. Pumpkin pie

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It's as obligatory as a dentist appointment but who doesn't love that mushy pumpkin flavor?

6. Stuffing

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The dish that proved bread can and should be wet. Stuff ME with that good stuff.

5. Gravy

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LIQUID TURKEY!!!!!!! Yumyumyumyum.

4. Apple pie

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Any dish that comes with a scoop of ice cream is a friend of mine.

3. Macaroni and cheese

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Name a better duo. I'll wait.

2. Turkey

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THE SHOWSTOPPER. It's not Thanksgiving without Turkey (or a vegetarian-alternative).

1. Mashed potatoes

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Here she is: your queen. A simple mashed potato was voted as the best Thanksgiving food. Bow down to the greatness. Bury me in the mash.