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21 Cringeworthy Government Shutdown Pickup Lines

#Governmentshutdownpickuplines is trending on Twitter and it's just as bad as it sounds.

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The government went down today and I was wondering if you would be patriotic enough to do the same. #governmentshutdownpickuplines

McKaylaPaige

@McKaylaStorms

The government went down today and I was wondering if you would be patriotic enough to do the same. #governmentshutdownpickuplines

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Where have you been sequestered all my life? #ShutdownPickupLines

Jennifer Mendelsohn

@CleverTitleTK

Where have you been sequestered all my life? #ShutdownPickupLines

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#governmentshutdownpickuplines The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising

Ashley Mercer

@themercinater

#governmentshutdownpickuplines The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising

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Stay the night with me? It's lonely in this bed Obama-self. #governmentshutdownpickuplines

Kerbie Anderson

@kerbsthaword

Stay the night with me? It's lonely in this bed Obama-self. #governmentshutdownpickuplines

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The democrats aren't the only D that's holding firm #governmentshutdownpickuplines

not victoria

@Nun_ebooks

The democrats aren't the only D that's holding firm #governmentshutdownpickuplines

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The national zoo may be closed but we can still be animals #governmentshutdownpickuplines

Morgan Cheek

@Mcheekers

The national zoo may be closed but we can still be animals #governmentshutdownpickuplines

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"The national library is closed, but I still had time to check you out." #governmentshutdownpickuplines

〰Jamie〰

@_No_____

"The national library is closed, but I still had time to check you out." #governmentshutdownpickuplines

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Hey girl, are those space pants? Seriously, I can't tell. 97% of NASA is shut down. #ShutdownPickupLines

Brian Powell

@briandpowell

Hey girl, are those space pants? Seriously, I can't tell. 97% of NASA is shut down. #ShutdownPickupLines

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9.

I must be the fiscal cliff because I've fallen for you. #governmentshutdownpickuplines

Ann

@sosocialann

I must be the fiscal cliff because I've fallen for you. #governmentshutdownpickuplines

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10.

The post office may be closed, but I'll still deliver my package #governmentshutdownpickuplines

Matt Hoebeke

@MattHoebeke

The post office may be closed, but I'll still deliver my package #governmentshutdownpickuplines

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11.

Debt, deadlines, deficits... I'll give you one D that you'll actually like. #GovernmentShutDownPickUpLines

Clay Caylor

@Claycc

Debt, deadlines, deficits... I'll give you one D that you'll actually like. #GovernmentShutDownPickUpLines

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12.

The FDA might have shut down, but don't worry, I'll inspect your meat #governmentshutdownpickuplines

Taylor Cook

@xslazz

The FDA might have shut down, but don't worry, I'll inspect your meat #governmentshutdownpickuplines

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Do you work for the government? Because shawty, you shut it down ;) #governmentshutdown #governmentshutdownpickuplines

Brittany Yates

@yatesbih

Do you work for the government? Because shawty, you shut it down ;) #governmentshutdown #governmentshutdownpickuplines

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Just because the government is closed it doesn't mean your legs have to be too #governmentshutdownpickuplines

Luke Magnus

@LukeMagnuslucas

Just because the government is closed it doesn't mean your legs have to be too #governmentshutdownpickuplines

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15.

Drop those trousers like your parent's 401k #governmentshutdownpickuplines

Quack Quack

@FreetoRAIL

Drop those trousers like your parent's 401k #governmentshutdownpickuplines

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#governmentshutdownpickuplines I may not be able to get my passport but I was still hoping I could go south of your border

Random Trask

@willtrask92

#governmentshutdownpickuplines I may not be able to get my passport but I was still hoping I could go south of your border

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Hey girl. Filibusters aren't the only things that can go all night long. #ShutdownPickupLines

Jennifer Mendelsohn

@CleverTitleTK

Hey girl. Filibusters aren't the only things that can go all night long. #ShutdownPickupLines

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18.

Are you furloughnsome tonight? #ShutdownPickupLines

delrayser

@delrayser

Are you furloughnsome tonight? #ShutdownPickupLines

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19.

Gurl my love for you has no (debt) ceiling #ShutdownPickupLines

Amanda Logic

@amanda_logic

Gurl my love for you has no (debt) ceiling #ShutdownPickupLines

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20.

The national parks may be closed but you can explore me anytime #governmentshutdownpickuplines

Olivia Rose

@LivRose31

The national parks may be closed but you can explore me anytime #governmentshutdownpickuplines

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21.

It's not like we have to go to work tomorrow #ShutdownPickupLines

Justin Green

@JGreenDC

It's not like we have to go to work tomorrow #ShutdownPickupLines

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