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    Posted on Oct 5, 2013

    21 Cringeworthy Government Shutdown Pickup Lines

    #Governmentshutdownpickuplines is trending on Twitter and it's just as bad as it sounds.

    1.

    The government went down today and I was wondering if you would be patriotic enough to do the same. #governmentshutdownpickuplines

    McKaylaPaige

    @McKaylaStorms

    The government went down today and I was wondering if you would be patriotic enough to do the same. #governmentshutdownpickuplines

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    2.

    Where have you been sequestered all my life? #ShutdownPickupLines

    Jennifer Mendelsohn

    @CleverTitleTK

    Where have you been sequestered all my life? #ShutdownPickupLines

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    3.

    #governmentshutdownpickuplines The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising

    Ashley Mercer

    @themercinater

    #governmentshutdownpickuplines The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising

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    4.

    Stay the night with me? It's lonely in this bed Obama-self. #governmentshutdownpickuplines

    Kerbie Anderson

    @kerbsthaword

    Stay the night with me? It's lonely in this bed Obama-self. #governmentshutdownpickuplines

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    5.

    The democrats aren't the only D that's holding firm #governmentshutdownpickuplines

    not victoria

    @Nun_ebooks

    The democrats aren't the only D that's holding firm #governmentshutdownpickuplines

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    6.

    The national zoo may be closed but we can still be animals #governmentshutdownpickuplines

    Morgan Cheek

    @Mcheekers

    The national zoo may be closed but we can still be animals #governmentshutdownpickuplines

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    7.

    "The national library is closed, but I still had time to check you out." #governmentshutdownpickuplines

    〰Jamie〰

    @_No_____

    "The national library is closed, but I still had time to check you out." #governmentshutdownpickuplines

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    8.

    Hey girl, are those space pants? Seriously, I can't tell. 97% of NASA is shut down. #ShutdownPickupLines

    Brian Powell

    @briandpowell

    Hey girl, are those space pants? Seriously, I can't tell. 97% of NASA is shut down. #ShutdownPickupLines

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    9.

    I must be the fiscal cliff because I've fallen for you. #governmentshutdownpickuplines

    Ann

    @sosocialann

    I must be the fiscal cliff because I've fallen for you. #governmentshutdownpickuplines

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    10.

    The post office may be closed, but I'll still deliver my package #governmentshutdownpickuplines

    Matt Hoebeke

    @MattHoebeke

    The post office may be closed, but I'll still deliver my package #governmentshutdownpickuplines

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    11.

    Debt, deadlines, deficits... I'll give you one D that you'll actually like. #GovernmentShutDownPickUpLines

    Clay Caylor

    @Claycc

    Debt, deadlines, deficits... I'll give you one D that you'll actually like. #GovernmentShutDownPickUpLines

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    12.

    The FDA might have shut down, but don't worry, I'll inspect your meat #governmentshutdownpickuplines

    Taylor Cook

    @xslazz

    The FDA might have shut down, but don't worry, I'll inspect your meat #governmentshutdownpickuplines

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    13.

    Do you work for the government? Because shawty, you shut it down ;) #governmentshutdown #governmentshutdownpickuplines

    Brittany Yates

    @yatesbih

    Do you work for the government? Because shawty, you shut it down ;) #governmentshutdown #governmentshutdownpickuplines

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    14.

    Just because the government is closed it doesn't mean your legs have to be too #governmentshutdownpickuplines

    Luke Magnus

    @LukeMagnuslucas

    Just because the government is closed it doesn't mean your legs have to be too #governmentshutdownpickuplines

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    15.

    Drop those trousers like your parent's 401k #governmentshutdownpickuplines

    Quack Quack

    @FreetoRAIL

    Drop those trousers like your parent's 401k #governmentshutdownpickuplines

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    16.

    #governmentshutdownpickuplines I may not be able to get my passport but I was still hoping I could go south of your border

    Random Trask

    @willtrask92

    #governmentshutdownpickuplines I may not be able to get my passport but I was still hoping I could go south of your border

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    17.

    Hey girl. Filibusters aren't the only things that can go all night long. #ShutdownPickupLines

    Jennifer Mendelsohn

    @CleverTitleTK

    Hey girl. Filibusters aren't the only things that can go all night long. #ShutdownPickupLines

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    18.

    Are you furloughnsome tonight? #ShutdownPickupLines

    delrayser

    @delrayser

    Are you furloughnsome tonight? #ShutdownPickupLines

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    19.

    Gurl my love for you has no (debt) ceiling #ShutdownPickupLines

    Amanda Logic

    @amanda_logic

    Gurl my love for you has no (debt) ceiling #ShutdownPickupLines

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    20.

    The national parks may be closed but you can explore me anytime #governmentshutdownpickuplines

    Olivia Rose

    @LivRose31

    The national parks may be closed but you can explore me anytime #governmentshutdownpickuplines

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    21.

    It's not like we have to go to work tomorrow #ShutdownPickupLines

    Justin Green

    @JGreenDC

    It's not like we have to go to work tomorrow #ShutdownPickupLines

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