1. Same.
2. If only it were that easy.
3. Him and my mom.
4. How very self-aware.
5. :')
6. Satan is such a hater.
7. It sure feels like heaven.
8. Omg, save me a stegosaurus!
9. That's not what they taught us in kindergarten!
10. Really trying to nail that youth demographic, aren't ya?
11. *Slow clap*
12. Roll back that stone.
13. Or, you know, the cops.
14. Let that sink in.
15. Ooo, I c what u did there.
16. They need a miracle.
17. Not sure who this argument is in favor of.
18. You'd convert a lot of people if ya did, big guy.
19. Just don't hit the repray-all button.
20. Wow, even the thing that happened in the hotel bathroom?
21. Well we can all agree on one thing: Both books were too long.
22. *Takes a vow of silence.*
23. Coulda fooled me!
24. OH SNAP.
25. Something we should all aspire to.
