1.
Patrick Stewart walked out of his mother's womb and thanked her for her services.
3.
Ian McKellen hasn't said, “Mommy, I got an owie,” because he’s always been an adult.
4.
Larry David has never made a necklace out of macaroni.
6.
Julie Andrews has no memories before the age of 30.
7.
Try to imagine Samuel L. Jackson in kindergarten. You can't, because it's impossible.
8.
Michael Caine looks at children and has no idea what they even are.
9.
Oprah Winfrey cut her own umbilical chord and then talked about it on her show.
10.
Steve Buscemi was 5'9" in nursery school.
11.
Sean Connery might have taken a nap or two, but he's never taken a napnap.
12.
Christopher Walken has never not looked like this:
13.
Tommy Lee Jones has worn the same-size pants his entire life.
