1. This is not.
2. Neither is this. This is more of a legless dragon.
3. This one looks like a bloated outline of the United States.
4. This is a high-heeled shoe designed by a four-year-old child who has never seen a high-heeled shoe.
5. This is a great maple leaf, but not a great outline of Canada.
6. This looks like a plate of mashed potatoes and gravy.
7. This is an artistic representation of a Thanksgiving turkey.
8. The northern border just completely gave up on this one.
9. This is looks like the lab of a mad scientist as interpreted by a cubist.
10. Come on now.
11. This is the saddest whale who ever lived.
12. This looks like an internal organ with a Canada tattoo.
13. The only accurate part of this one is the “Not Canada” written over Alaska.
14. This one may have genitalia attached to it?
15. And this one…is actually pretty good!
A+! Or should we say Eh+!
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