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    90 Things That Have More Big Dick Energy Than Pete Davidson

    A Prius with a "Coexist" bumper sticker.

    So lately, you may be asking yourself, "What is this Big Dick Energy I keep hearing about?" Well, lucky for you we've written up an ENTIRE GUIDE on it. And just in case you needed a few more examples of Big Dick Energy, here are a bunch of things with BDE that aren't Pete Davidson:

    1. Justin Bieber

    2. Barack Obama

    3. Jon Hamm

    4. Timothée Chalamet

    5. Gray Steve Carell

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    6. Shrek

    7. Cate Blanchett

    8. Oprah

    9. All landlords

    10. Rock-A-Doodle

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    11. The Michelin Man

    12. Also low-key the Pillsbury Doughboy

    13. Lady Gaga

    14. The Green M&M

    15. Mr. Clean for sure

    Proctor & Gamble

    16. Cats (just in general)

    17. High school choir directors

    18. The guy who tightrope-walked between the Grand Canyon

    19. Tina Fey's daughter

    20. The "As You Wish" guy from Princess Bride

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    21. Every member of the Fab Five

    22. Phil and Lil's mom on Rugrats

    23. Dudes with nose rings

    24. Tony the Tiger

    25. This buff kangaroo

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    26. Cholula hot sauce

    27. Serena Williams

    28. Anyone with a cracked iPhone X

    29. Little girls who scooter down the streets of New York

    30. Ursula specifically when she turns into the hot brunette

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    31. Uncle Jesse

    32. Uncle Joey only when he did the Bullwinkle voice

    33. Bullwinkle

    34. People who stand on the subway when there are plenty of seats

    35. This sweet potato

    36. Chris Harrison

    37. Lucille Bluth and Jessica Walter, equally

    38. All of the American Girl Dolls, but specifically Molly

    39. Grandfather clocks

    40. The Professor from Powerpuff Girls

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    41. A Prius with a "Coexist" bumper sticker

    42. Anyone who voluntarily wears a thong

    43. Anyone who takes spin classes before work

    44. Sid from Toy Story

    45. That "S" everyone draws

    46. Nutcrackers

    47. Exposed brick

    48. French bulldogs with names like "Mopsy"

    49. Culottes

    50. Mary Berry

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    51. Airbud

    52. Paper Source employees

    53. SoulCycle instructors named Jessica

    54. The people on the street with clipboards who try to get you donate to causes

    55. This weird spherical ice:

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    56. Corgis dressed up in tuxedos

    57. Willie Nelson

    58. Female hyenas

    59. Anyone who dressed up as Guy Fieri for Halloween


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    61. Onyx the healing crystal

    62. Onyx the Pokémon

    63. Cargo shorts

    64. Cell phone holsters

    65. People who use tampons without applicators

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    66. Dwight from The Office

    67. Stress balls shaped like little men

    68. Florida

    69. Anyone who says they’re from a city but they’re really from a suburb 15 minutes outside the city

    70. This ugly fucking building in New York: / Via Epistola8

    71. Gordon Ramsey

    72. People who shop at Trader Joe’s on Sunday

    73. People who have reptiles as pets

    74. GEESE!!!!!!

    75. People who are a little too good at UNO

    76. Anyone who leaves voicemails

    77. Gynecologists

    78. People who go camping “for fun”

    79. Sunflowers

    80. Anyone who's ever signed up for an extracurricular pottery-making class

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    81. Scorpios

    82. Coconut La Croix

    83. Cockroaches

    84. Anyone named Zach

    85. Hot Postmates delivery guys

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    86. That one long hair you get on your nipple

    87. Waiters at Cheesecake Factory

    88. Fettuccine Alfredo

    89. Ed from Ed, Edd, & Eddy

    90. And, of course, Rihanna

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