The 12 Best Pop Culture Bobs Definitively Ranked

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12. King

Universal Pictures

The worst Bob. Hard to tell this Bob apart from the other thousand yellow Tic Tacs. An annoying Twinkie with eyes.

11. Costas

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A Bob we only see at the Olympics. Famous for his mutant eyeball. An OK Bob.

10. Sideshow

20th Television

A most murdery Bob. Hair like a palm tree. Voice like silk.

9. The Builder

BBC / Mattel

A strangely handsome Bob for babies. Spends his days talking to powertools. A fine Bob.

8. Saget

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A Bob that has somehow been implanted into your earlier memories. Is this your real dad? Ask your therapist.

7. Seger

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Your dad's favorite Bob. A great Bob to listen to in a convertible while on a cross country road trip with a golden retriever.

6. Marley

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Where would our dorm room walls be without this Bob? A righteous Bob. An inspiring Bob.

5. Squarepants, Sponge

Viacom International Media Networks / Paramount Television

An upbeat Bob. Harworking. With a laugh like a sprung spring and a face like Swiss cheese. A good Bob.

4. Silent

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

A soft spoken Bob. The Bob that made trench coats cool. Thoughtful and wise, like Buddha in a backwards cap.

3. Dylan

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The Bob that inspired a generation of people who can't sing to start bands. Looks great in all black. A poetic Bob. A political Bob.

2. Belcher

Fox

A doughy dad Bob. Father of Tina, the patron saint of everyone. Loves his wife and making burgers. An excellent Bob.

1. Ross

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A litter of baby raccoons in a man's body. Human empathy personified. An encouraging, artistic Bob. A Bob we don't deserve. The best Bob.

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