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    22 American Fast Foods That Aren't About To Apologize For Anything

    ♫ "...And I'm proud to be an American, where nothing comes fat-free..." ♪

    1. Bacon Sundae from Burger King

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    Land of the free, home of the meat-based ice cream sundae.

    2. Double Down from KFC

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    Who has time for bread? Not Americans!

    3. Doritos Locos Tacos from Taco Bell

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    Because what happens if you crave tacos AND chips? Our forefathers didn't fight for you to eat them separately!

    4. Glazed Donut Breakfast Sandwich from Dunkin' Donuts

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    Donuts aren't doing their job if they don't have breakfast foods sandwiched between them.

    5. Beefy Nacho Burrito from Taco Bell

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    Sodium isn't a right it's a privilege.

    6. Pizzabon from Cinnabon

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    Who says pizza can't come on a cinnamon bun? Terrorists, that's who.

    7. Mtn Dew A.M. from Taco Bell

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    Europeans can keep their coffee. We've got MOUNTAIN DEW-MOSAS.

    8. Fry Lovers Burger from Checkers/Rally

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    What, you expect me to put fries on my burger by MYSELF? I'd rather pay someone to do it for me.

    9. Over Stuffed Pizza from Pizza Hut

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    It's not American until it's busting at the seams.

    10. Memphis Burger from Carl's Jr.

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    Meat on meat is the only way to eat meat.

    11. Fudge-dipped Cheesecake on a Stick from White Castle

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    Forks are for fascists.

    12. Garlic Bread Pizza from Pizza Hut

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    I'm pretty sure this is just called pizza, but in America you're free to call it whatever you damn well please!

    13. Chocolate Nachos from El Pollo Loco

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    "Nachos are cool and all but wouldn't they be cooler if they were DESSERT?" --Ben Franklin.

    14. Chicken Rings from White Castle

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    This is an important development in fried chicken: now you're less likely to choke if you shove these rings down your throat. You know, because they have holes...

    15. Grilled Cheese Burger Melt from Friendly's

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    Have you ever been so hungry that you were like, "Man, I could go for, like, two grilled cheeses AND a burger"? No? What, are you French?

    16. Bacon Shake from Jack-in-the-Box

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    If you're too lazy to eat bacon, now you can suck it down through a straw like God intended.

    17. Stuffed Steakhouse Burger from Burger King

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    Cheese IN the burger because...SCIENCE, THAT'S WHY!

    18. Pasta Bread Bowl from Domino's

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    CARBSCARBCARBS! That way we'll have more energy for FREEDOM!

    19. Frito Chili Cheese Wrap from Sonic

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    What, do you expect me to eat my chili cheese wrap WITHOUT Fritos like a goddamn neanderthal?

    20. Pancake Sausage Bites from Dunkin' Donuts

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    This better come with a swimming pool of syrup, otherwise what's the point?

    21. Fried Cheese Melt from Denny's

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    Grilled cheese is cool and all but it's GRILLED. This way you can eat a grilled cheese without sacrificing that amazing fried factor.

    22. Famous Bowl from KFC

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    This eliminates waste by compiling an entire meal into one bowl. That's why it's called "Famous Bowl." It's literally saving the environment. You're welcome, World.