Food·Posted on Jun 7, 201322 American Fast Foods That Aren't About To Apologize For Anything♫ "...And I'm proud to be an American, where nothing comes fat-free..." ♪by Erin ChackBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Bacon Sundae from Burger King usatoday30.usatoday.com Land of the free, home of the meat-based ice cream sundae. 2. Double Down from KFC s24.theawl.com Who has time for bread? Not Americans! 3. Doritos Locos Tacos from Taco Bell fastcompany.com Because what happens if you crave tacos AND chips? Our forefathers didn't fight for you to eat them separately! 4. Glazed Donut Breakfast Sandwich from Dunkin' Donuts wordpress.com Donuts aren't doing their job if they don't have breakfast foods sandwiched between them. 5. Beefy Nacho Burrito from Taco Bell cdn.foodbeast.com.s3.amazonaws.com Sodium isn't a right it's a privilege. 6. Pizzabon from Cinnabon cdn.cstatic.net Who says pizza can't come on a cinnamon bun? Terrorists, that's who. 7. Mtn Dew A.M. from Taco Bell media.getthefive.com Europeans can keep their coffee. We've got MOUNTAIN DEW-MOSAS. 8. Fry Lovers Burger from Checkers/Rally cdn.foodbeast.com.s3.amazonaws.com What, you expect me to put fries on my burger by MYSELF? I'd rather pay someone to do it for me. 9. Over Stuffed Pizza from Pizza Hut abcnews.go.com It's not American until it's busting at the seams. 10. Memphis Burger from Carl's Jr. brandeating.com Meat on meat is the only way to eat meat. 11. Fudge-dipped Cheesecake on a Stick from White Castle nyctastes.com Forks are for fascists. 12. Garlic Bread Pizza from Pizza Hut i.huffpost.com I'm pretty sure this is just called pizza, but in America you're free to call it whatever you damn well please! 13. Chocolate Nachos from El Pollo Loco foodista.com "Nachos are cool and all but wouldn't they be cooler if they were DESSERT?" --Ben Franklin. 14. Chicken Rings from White Castle thefrisky.com This is an important development in fried chicken: now you're less likely to choke if you shove these rings down your throat. You know, because they have holes... 15. Grilled Cheese Burger Melt from Friendly's grist.org Have you ever been so hungry that you were like, "Man, I could go for, like, two grilled cheeses AND a burger"? No? What, are you French? 16. Bacon Shake from Jack-in-the-Box l.yimg.com If you're too lazy to eat bacon, now you can suck it down through a straw like God intended. 17. Stuffed Steakhouse Burger from Burger King aht.seriouseats.com Cheese IN the burger because...SCIENCE, THAT'S WHY! 18. Pasta Bread Bowl from Domino's sogoodblog.com CARBSCARBCARBS! That way we'll have more energy for FREEDOM! 19. Frito Chili Cheese Wrap from Sonic jennshaggy.blogspot.com What, do you expect me to eat my chili cheese wrap WITHOUT Fritos like a goddamn neanderthal? 20. Pancake Sausage Bites from Dunkin' Donuts blogcdn.com This better come with a swimming pool of syrup, otherwise what's the point? 21. Fried Cheese Melt from Denny's tumblr.com Grilled cheese is cool and all but it's GRILLED. This way you can eat a grilled cheese without sacrificing that amazing fried factor. 22. Famous Bowl from KFC tumblr.com This eliminates waste by compiling an entire meal into one bowl. That's why it's called "Famous Bowl." It's literally saving the environment. You're welcome, World.