1.
"Oh sweet Jesus. What is that ungodly stench?"
2.
"Someone either shit their pants or a garbage truck full of diapers just caught on fire."
3.
"Oh my god, it's stinging my eyes."
4.
"Ugh, it's so...dense."
5.
"Maybe I'll try breathing through my mouth?"
6.
"NO, now I can taste it."
7.
"It's so thick I can chew it. I'm chewing this fart."
8.
"Ugh, did someone have sun-baked corpses for lunch?"
9.
"I think I'm going to throw up or cry or both."
10.
"Is no one else smelling this?! I feel like I'm trapped in a fart prison but with less windows."
11.
"I can't even remember what normal air smells like. This fart is all I know."
12.
"It smells like an egg had diarrhea on a toilet made of hot garbage."
13.
"Oh no. What if people think my butt is responsible for this death cloud? I've got to clear my name."
14.
"Scarjo farted. You didn't hear it from me."
15.
"Ugh, is it possible to die from a smell?"
16.
"I await death with open arms if it means a reprieve from this toxic anus air."
17.
"It's intensifying with each passing second. It's feeding off my hate for it."
18.
"I can't remember my childhood. This fart is slowly decaying my soul."
19.
"Who am I? What am I? Has anything existed before this primordial ass fog?"
20.
"All I see it darkness."
21.
"Ugh, it's so bad that I'm starting to like it?"
22.
"Nope, false alarm. It's still the worst thing that's ever happened to me."
23.
"That's it, I can't take it anymore."
