I worked in a special education classroom, and one day was wearing a dress. A student of mine decided he wanted to use it as a tent while it was still on my body. He walked over to me, grabbed the bottom of the hemline, and pulled the skirt portion over his head. I wore shorts with every skirt/dress after that and will continue to do so until the end of time.
Response to What % Autumn Are You?:
I’ve never related so hard to something as I do “if you come near me with candy corn I will call the cops.”