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Yeah, if #15 applies to your spending, you're doing it wrong.

Jurassic Bark on Futurama. Deeply sad stuff from an animated comedy, to the point most fans refuse to rewatch the episode.

"If nothing we do matters, the only thing that matters is what we do." Or something like that. Written by Joss Whedon for an episode of Angel where the main character believes he no longer has a redemptive destiny or afterlife to work towards.

I got Olive, too...and totally have a 5 year old named Olive! Haha.

I can handle ice breakers or other verbal exercises, especially if given the topic with enough prep time to think of my response. But once an activity moves into physical performance or intentional awkwardness (think 'Chubby Bunny' or spontaneous singing or dancing)? I have what I… Read More

Very true! I never assume I'm included in plans or obligations unless specifically addressed and invited. I need details! Lol

I loved the time at my college restaurant job (a casual dining salad bar place) where a woman I'd just rung up at the register asked for a cloth to clean her sunglasses with. I offered one of the clean towels we used for counters, or napkins, and she was horrified because those would… Read More

Yeah, I've been in banking for 13 years. The ID thing is by far the most common - and stupidest - thing customers get pissed over. I literally told a guy once, after he gave me the "I've been coming here for years!" line at a location I was only filling in at, "Welp, that doesn't… Read More

Grilled cheese with a layer of hummus inside next to the cheese...so much better that way, plus extra nutrients! Change up the hummus flavors for various twists on the sandwich.

Yup...I've watched the series over and over, but FLEE from that episode every time. I don't need to borrow sorrow!