What an amazingly good month for the stock market. The Dow Jones Industrial Average is at all-time record levels. Is it due to jobs? Increased wages? A HOUSING BOOM?
Ha, nice try, Wall Street nerds. Obviously, it’s due to all the disposable income Americans are using to buy Redskins quarterback and soon-to-be-husband Robert Griffin III some wedding gifts!
It was just a couple of weeks ago that The Washington Post’s Sarah Kogod uncovered the wedding registry for Griffin and fianceé Rebecca Liddicoat.
And fans — people who he’d never met, who already make him rich through tickets and merchandise purchases and television viewing and whatnot — bought him a bunch of stuff!
Most galling of all? American football fans have bought Robert Griffin III and his future wife exactly ZERO of the eight NewWave Premium Platinum 5-Piece Place Settings that they’re hoping for.
A nation in decline, indeed.
- As one of his first acts as president, Donald Trump announced the end of certain Obama administration climate and pollution rules.
- Over 200 people were arrested as anti-Trump protesters and police clashed in Washington, DC, during the inauguration.
- Donald Trump was sworn in today as the 45th president of the United States of America. 🇺🇸
- Flights around the country are packed with pink as people stream into Washington, DC, for the Women's March, happening the day after Donald Trump's inauguration 👩❤️👩