Bryce Harper Begins Year With Two Mammoth Homers

    Enough with your clown offseason already. Someone's ready to bust out this year.

    Erik Malinowski
    by Erik Malinowski

    BuzzFeed Staff

    It only took two pitches for Bryce Harper to put his stamp on Opening Day 2013. This laser to right field put the Nationals up 1-0.

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    The next time up, he did it again, because that's what Bryce Harper does. Ricky Nolasco was victimized both times.

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    The first one? An efficient clothesline to right.

    The bearded fella who caught the ball? PUMPED.

    The encore? An arching burst of power.

    Does Random Expos Guy approve of the second? YES, HE DOES.