A Florida State Basketball Player's Official Bio Is 15,000 Words Long

Florida State's Michael Snaer is only 22, but his career highlights are novella-length.

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Fans looking to learn about the suddenly-relevant Hurricanes' opponent tonight might think, "hey, maybe I'll read up about these Seminoles on their official website."

Snaer averaged 8.8 points per game during his sophomore year. This section is 4,540 words.

Scandalous!

Another 4,015 words for Snaer's freshman year, when he was FSU's third-leading scorer? Sure.

It's always helpful when athletes announce their intentions of desire to be great players. Takes the guesswork out of it.