When she was 4 years old, it is unlikely that Dolly Parton had the fashion sense, or the boobs, she later became known for. And, if she did, her parents probably had enough sense to disguise both. But, if you happen to have a 4 year old girl desperate for some sort of talent costume for their next pageant – and you happen to have a Dolly Parton costume that will fit - why not? Maddy Verst’s mom did just that, complete with fake boobs and a padded rump. She dolled this up with a blonde wig and then sent her child on stage to shake around a bit in front of a room full of strangers. Maddy’s mom saw nothing wrong with this, though when her dad got wind of it, he sued for custody with the suggestion that pageants are akin to child abuse. Of course, he’s also got a record of drug and alcohol abuse, so which parent should win?