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Let's Go Ahead And Talk About Nintendo's Cow Milking Video Game

It kinda looks like...well, you'll see what it looks like.

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Also announced was a collection of mini-games like baseball, ping pong, boxing, cow milking, and... wait, WTF?!

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That's right. "1 2 Switch" has a cow milking simulator. Dead ass serious.

Some people predicted huge commercial success for the cow milking game.

It's gonna move units I tell ya! #Nintendo #NintendoSwitch #Switch #12Switch @TimGettys

Others thought the game looked *udderly* ridiculous.

Ummm why? #nintendoswitch if this isnt a game we've been waiting for all these years then IDK what is lol.… https://t.co/kh57qONdCX

Still others thought it was destined for a ... different type of fame.

I can't wait for the YouTube edits of that Milk game #12switch

One thing most people agreed on is that, without context, the "cow milking" motion is a bit *awkward.*

The 1-2 Switch cow milking mini game is... something

  1. What do you think — Does Nintendo's cow milking simulator kinda look like jerking off?

    LOL. Ummmmmm.
    Get your minds out of the gutter!
    They should rename that game "pocket pool."
    I can't believe someone got paid to write this.

Let's Go Ahead And Talk About Nintendo's Cow Milking Video Game

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What do you think — Does Nintendo's cow milking simulator kinda look like jerking off?
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    LOL. Ummmmmm.
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    Get your minds out of the gutter!
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    They should rename that game "pocket pool."
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    I can't believe someone got paid to write this.

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