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Guess The Smack Talk Of These "Street Fighter II" Characters

NOT just from the character you mained, either.

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  1. What type of shame does Ryu run you through after he Hadouken's the shit out of your lifeless corpse?

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    Can't you do better than that?
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    I will crush you!
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    Haters can't see me, but the bitches still lookin' for me.
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    You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance!
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Did Ry-u Ry-member?

    Who's Sheng Long? IDK, but I need to go fight him now so I can stand a chance.

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  2. We regret to inform you that Chun Li just whooped your ass in front of your little friends. What insult does she add to your injuries?

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    I am the strongest woman in the world.
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    I am Chun Li, I mack them dudes up, back the coupes up, then chuck the deuce up.
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    Tee hee, you never stood a chance!
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    Are you man enough to fight with me?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Chun Yeeeeeee boiiiii!

    That's a period at the end of that sentence. Chun Li's been a bad bitch since 1991. She's kinda like Lil' Kim.

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  3. Blanka is throwing solar eclipse levels of shade at you. But what is he actually saying?

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    C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
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    Bitch, I'm a monster, no good blood sucka.
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    Seeing you in action is a joke!
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    Dude, I totally gave you the shocker.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Did you draw a Blanka?

    That is way harsh, Blanka. I did CrossFit for, like, three weeks for this. Here's a joke: your hair is dumb as hell.

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  4. You were wondering how Ken's hair is always flawless, Ken was uppercutting you to oblivion. What do you hear just as consciousness fades?

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    Are you man enough to fight with me?
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    Don't bark up that tree, that tree will fall on you.
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    I'm too pretty. I cannot be defeated!
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    Attack me if you dare, I will crush you!
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Don't overthink it. Just do the best you Ken.

    Really, the hair is just...on point. It's Swayze-level coiffed.

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    Via Capcom / youtube.com
  5. You just got KO'd on a casino floor. How hard is Balrog about to troll you?

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    Don't make me take your life apart, boy. You and whoever gave you your start, boy.
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    My fists have your blood on them.
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    You'll never go the distance against Balrog!
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    My strength is much greater than yours.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Were you Bal-right? Or Bal-Wrong? (These are getting worse)

    That's not really a taunt. That's just a description of your hands Balrog.

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  6. Vega just wrecked you with that BULLSHIT fence-climbing move he does. How's his cheatin' ass gonna rub your face in it?

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    Handsome fighters never lose battles.
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    Your girlfriend said I'm hot, man I told her I agree.
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    My fighting style is as flawless as my looks!
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    You are not a champion, you are a beginner.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    What are the Vega's odds you got this one right? (Oh God, help).

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  7. Dhalsim has extendable limbs, breathes fire, and levitates, which is why you're flat on your back. What's he gonna chirp at you?

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    Go home. You have no business fighting me.
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    Can't you do better than that?
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    I put fire to that ass, body cast on a stretcher.
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    I will meditate and then destroy you.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    You Dhal-seemed to struggle with that one.

    Dhalsim is no joke. He has the strength and flexibility of a super hero, or a Pilates instructor.

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    Via youtube.com
  8. Sagat has a bunch of scars. You gave him none of them. What taunt do you barely hear over the ringing in your ears?

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    Your fighting skills are really quite basic.
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    You must learn to block or my speed will always best you!
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    You are not a warrior, you are a beginner.
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    Haters can't see me, that's how it is, and that's how I like it and that's my biz.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Do you Sa-got a clue about this one? (I can't stop, I'm sorry)

    Don't ask him about the eye patch. Seriously, he hates that.

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  9. E Honda and you are friends. You guys did Coachella together last year. He wouldn't drag you...would he?

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    Can't you do better than that?
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    Now I run the game, got the whole world talkin'.
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    I eat shrimp like you for breakfast!
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    You must enjoy being beat. The way of the sumo is strong!
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Are you sick of this yet, or do you want sumo?

    The fact that Honda hasn't come out with a battery powered car called the E-Honda is mind boggling. Inexcusable.

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    Via youtube.com
  10. Oh boy, M Bison really punched your face a bunch, huh? Oh - wait, he's not done...

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    You have the nerve to call yourself a warrior?
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    No one man should have all my powers!
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    Get lose, you can't compare with my powers.
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    This fight was over before it even began.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Are these puns making you want to say, "(M) Bye, son"?

    I'm pretty sure M Bison is what Kim Jong Un sees when he looks in the mirror.

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  11. SONIC BOOM!! 'Nuff said.

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    Are you man enough to fight with me?
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    Next time you'll think twice about picking a fight with me!
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    I ain't ever run from nothin' but the police.
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    You should have stayed at home!
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Did you have the guile to get this answer right? (Almost done, I promise)

    If Guile's military pension from the VA was what it should be, he wouldn't have to enter street fighting tournaments to supplement his income.

    Did you have the guile to get this answer right? 
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  12. Zangief worked for Putin. You do not square up on Zangief. My Russian's a little rusty but I'm pretty sure he's clowning you.

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    In Soviet Russia, street fights you!
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    I like it when you call me Big Papi.
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    Next time we meet, I'm gonna break your arms!
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    Your missing teeth will remind you of my victory.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    See if you were right by checking the Zang-GIF.

    Zangief came here to do two things: eat pierogies and kick ass, and he just ate his last pierogi. . .

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