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    Guess The Smack Talk Of These "Street Fighter II" Characters

    NOT just from the character you mained, either.

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    1. What type of shame does Ryu run you through after he Hadouken's the shit out of your lifeless corpse?

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      Wrong! 

      Did Ry-u Ry-member?

      Who's Sheng Long? IDK, but I need to go fight him now so I can stand a chance.

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    2. We regret to inform you that Chun Li just whooped your ass in front of your little friends. What insult does she add to your injuries?

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      Wrong! 

      Chun Yeeeeeee boiiiii!

      That's a period at the end of that sentence. Chun Li's been a bad bitch since 1991. She's kinda like Lil' Kim.

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    3. Blanka is throwing solar eclipse levels of shade at you. But what is he actually saying?

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      Wrong! 

      Did you draw a Blanka?

      That is way harsh, Blanka. I did CrossFit for, like, three weeks for this. Here's a joke: your hair is dumb as hell.

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    4. You were wondering how Ken's hair is always flawless, Ken was uppercutting you to oblivion. What do you hear just as consciousness fades?

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      Wrong! 

      Don't overthink it. Just do the best you Ken.

      Really, the hair is just...on point. It's Swayze-level coiffed.

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    5. You just got KO'd on a casino floor. How hard is Balrog about to troll you?

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      Wrong! 

      Were you Bal-right? Or Bal-Wrong? (These are getting worse)

      That's not really a taunt. That's just a description of your hands Balrog.

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    6. Vega just wrecked you with that BULLSHIT fence-climbing move he does. How's his cheatin' ass gonna rub your face in it?

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      Wrong! 

      What are the Vega's odds you got this one right? (Oh God, help).

    7. Dhalsim has extendable limbs, breathes fire, and levitates, which is why you're flat on your back. What's he gonna chirp at you?

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      Wrong! 

      You Dhal-seemed to struggle with that one.

      Dhalsim is no joke. He has the strength and flexibility of a super hero, or a Pilates instructor.

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    8. Sagat has a bunch of scars. You gave him none of them. What taunt do you barely hear over the ringing in your ears?

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      Do you Sa-got a clue about this one? (I can't stop, I'm sorry)

      Don't ask him about the eye patch. Seriously, he hates that.

    9. E Honda and you are friends. You guys did Coachella together last year. He wouldn't drag you...would he?

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      Wrong! 

      Are you sick of this yet, or do you want sumo?

      The fact that Honda hasn't come out with a battery powered car called the E-Honda is mind boggling. Inexcusable.

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    10. Oh boy, M Bison really punched your face a bunch, huh? Oh - wait, he's not done...

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      Wrong! 

      Are these puns making you want to say, "(M) Bye, son"?

      I'm pretty sure M Bison is what Kim Jong Un sees when he looks in the mirror.

    11. SONIC BOOM!! 'Nuff said.

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      Wrong! 

      Did you have the guile to get this answer right? (Almost done, I promise)

      If Guile's military pension from the VA was what it should be, he wouldn't have to enter street fighting tournaments to supplement his income.

    12. Zangief worked for Putin. You do not square up on Zangief. My Russian's a little rusty but I'm pretty sure he's clowning you.

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      Wrong! 

      See if you were right by checking the Zang-GIF.

      Zangief came here to do two things: eat pierogies and kick ass, and he just ate his last pierogi. . .