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NOT just from the character you mained, either.

Guess The Smack Talk Of These "Street Fighter II" Characters

Who's Sheng Long? IDK, but I need to go fight him now so I can stand a chance.

Did Ry-u Ry-member?

What type of shame does Ryu run you through after he Hadouken's the shit out of your lifeless corpse?

That's a period at the end of that sentence. Chun Li's been a bad bitch since 1991. She's kinda like Lil' Kim.

Chun Yeeeeeee boiiiii!

We regret to inform you that Chun Li just whooped your ass in front of your little friends. What insult does she add to your injuries?

That is way harsh, Blanka. I did CrossFit for, like, three weeks for this. Here's a joke: your hair is dumb as hell.

Did you draw a Blanka?

Blanka is throwing solar eclipse levels of shade at you. But what is he actually saying?

Really, the hair is just...on point. It's Swayze-level coiffed.

Don't overthink it. Just do the best you Ken.

You were wondering how Ken's hair is always flawless, Ken was uppercutting you to oblivion. What do you hear just as consciousness fades?

That's not really a taunt. That's just a description of your hands Balrog.

Were you Bal-right? Or Bal-Wrong? (These are getting worse)

You just got KO'd on a casino floor. How hard is Balrog about to troll you?

What are the Vega's odds you got this one right? (Oh God, help).

Vega just wrecked you with that BULLSHIT fence-climbing move he does. How's his cheatin' ass gonna rub your face in it?

Dhalsim is no joke. He has the strength and flexibility of a super hero, or a Pilates instructor.

You Dhal-seemed to struggle with that one.

Dhalsim has extendable limbs, breathes fire, and levitates, which is why you're flat on your back. What's he gonna chirp at you?

Don't ask him about the eye patch. Seriously, he hates that.

Do you Sa-got a clue about this one? 
(I can't stop, I'm sorry)

Sagat has a bunch of scars. You gave him none of them. What taunt do you barely hear over the ringing in your ears?

The fact that Honda hasn't come out with a battery powered car called the E-Honda is mind boggling. Inexcusable.

Are you sick of this yet, or do you want sumo?

E Honda and you are friends. You guys did Coachella together last year. He wouldn't drag you...would he?

I'm pretty sure M Bison is what Kim Jong Un sees when he looks in the mirror.

Are these puns making you want to say, "(M) Bye, son"?

Oh boy, M Bison really punched your face a bunch, huh? Oh - wait, he's not done...

If Guile's military pension from the VA was what it should be, he wouldn't have to enter street fighting tournaments to supplement his income.

Did you have the guile to get this answer right? 
(Almost done, I promise)

SONIC BOOM!! 'Nuff said.

Zangief came here to do two things: eat pierogies and kick ass, and he just ate his last pierogi. . .

See if you were right by checking the Zang-GIF.

Zangief worked for Putin. You do not square up on Zangief. My Russian's a little rusty but I'm pretty sure he's clowning you.

Did you even play this game? What, were you into Tekken? Gross.

You lose!

You remember Street Fighter II, sort of. You probably watched your big brother play it in the basement.

Round One...Fight!

Your Street Fighter knowledge is pretty advanced. But I bet you never beat it in arcade.

Round Two...Fight!

Very impressive. You were probably one of those kids who had people hovering around just to watch you play Street Fighter in the arcade.

You Win!

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Guess The Smack Talk Of These "Street Fighter II" Characters

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