Men as Ice Cream

Because only something as perfect as ice cream could capture the true nature of the male species.

Dairy Queen

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He’s the fun one-night stand. It’s always good in the moment but you feel no need to rush back for seconds.

Ben & Jerry's

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He’s not your typical boring guy. He loves adventures and is always up to try something new. Too bad he’s a player who is always searching for a new flavour of the month.

Dippin Dots

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He was fun and exciting at the time but now he's just boring and passé.

Magnum

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He’s successful, sophisticated, rich and did I mention looks great in a suit. Despite his perfect appearance, he is far from being the perfect man. He tends to be selfish, conceited and extremely vain. You better accept him the way he is cause he’s not willing to change.

Breyers

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Don't be fooled by this one. There’s potential at first sight but then you look deeper and realize he’s not the real deal. (*Note: Breyers is “frozen desert” a cheaper fake version of ice cream)

Private Label

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You settle for him cause he’s always around and widely available, not because he’s a good catch. Lets face it, he’s dull and bland and you probably deserve way better.

Häagen-Dazs

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He’s upfront about his feelings and there’s never a hidden agenda. While his emotions are pure, you always find yourself craving something a little more wild and kinky.

Sorbet

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He never actually called you fat. He just put you on an intense fitness regimen and told you to cut out the carbs.

Baskin Robbins

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He was you high school sweetheart. For high school he was great, but once you reached college you realized there were a variety of exciting flavours you were yet to taste.

Gelato

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Remember that semester abroad? You were swept away by his seductive accent and before long you were spending more time studying his abs than studying your textbooks.