26 Hottest Performances On Broadway

Everyone on stage who made us swoon during the 2013-2014 season.

1. Hottest Person Performing Unfathomable Physical Feats Nightly: Hedwig (Neil Patrick Harris, Hedwig and the Angry Inch)

AP Photo/Boneau/Bryan-Brown, Joan Marcus, File

2. Hottest Person To Age 19 Years On Stage: Ramin Karimloo (Jean Valjean, Les Miserables)

Matthew Murphy

3. Hottest Man Who Has Not Actually Aged In the 15 Years Since He Last Played This Role: Alan Cumming (Emcee, Cabaret)

Joan Marcus

4-5. Hottest Couple You Are Rooting For Even Though It Is Morally Questionable: Kelli O'Hara and Steven Pasquale (Francesca Johnson and Robert Kincaid in The Bridges of Madison County)

Joan Marcus

6-7. Hottest Men To Be Stuck On A Bus With: Josh Henry and Colin Donnell (Flick and Monty, Violet)

Joan Marcus

8. Hottest Disney Character Brought to Life: Adam Jacobs (Aladdin in Aladdin)

AP Photo/Disney Theatrical Productions, Deen van Meer

9. Hottest Serial Killer: Bryce Pinkham (Monty Navarro, A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder)

Joan Marcus

(Pictured here with costar Lisa O'hare)

10. Hottest Boy You Want to Love But Then You Realize Is Homicidal: Ryan McCartan (J.D., Heathers: The Musical)

Chad Batka

11-14. Hottest Teen Queens: Barrett Wilbert Weed, Jessica Keenan Wynn, Elle McLemore, and Alice Lee (Veronica and the Heathers, Heathers: The Musical)

Chad Batka

15. Hottest Horrible Boyfriend/Awesome Songwriter Played By An Actor Who Starred As a Horrible Boyfriend/Awesome Songwriter on Degrassi: The Next Generation: Jake Epstein (Gerry Goffin, Beautiful: The Carole King Musical)

Joan Marcus

16. Hottest Portrayal of A Man In a Tank Top: Andy Karl (Rocky, Rocky)

AP Photo/Polk and Co., Matthew Murphy

(Pictured with costar Margo Seibert)

17. Hottest Legs For Days/Smoking Hot Dancer Body: Karine Plantadit (After Midnight)

Matthew Murphy

18. Hottest Tolstoy Heroine Who Is Trying to Figure It All Out While Wearing An Amazing Coat: Phillipa Soo (Natasha, Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812)

19. Hottest Almost-Missed Connection: James Snyder (Josh, If/Then)

Joan Marcus

20. Hottest Motorcycle-Driving Shakespearian Hero: Orlando Bloom (Romeo, Romeo and Juliet)

(Pictured here with costar Conrad Kemp)

21. Hottest Would-Be Ingenue: Michelle Williams (Sally Bowles, Cabaret)

Joan Marcus

22-23. Hottest Bromance: James Franco and Chris O'Dowd (George and Lennie, Of Mice and Men)

AP Photo/Polk & Co., Richard Phibbs

24-25. Hottest Aspiring Playwright In A Suit - TIE: Santino Fontana (Moss Hart in Act One) and Zach Braff (David Shayne, Bullets Over Broadway)

AP Photo/Lincoln Center Theater, Joan Marcus

(Pictured here with costar Tony Shalhoub)

Paul Kolnik

(Pictured here with costar Nick Cordero)

26. Hottest Cop Whose Scariness You Are Totally Willing To Overlook: Will Swenson (Javert, Les Miserables)

Matthew Murphy