"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."
"It’s really fun just running around backstage when everyone is getting changed, and it feels like a middle school play all over again."
"First of all, sir, the opposite of the alt-right isn't the 'alt-left' — it's the not-Nazis."
How many fingers am I holding up?
The episode was accidentally uploaded by a third-party vendor to HBO Nordic and HBO España, before being removed. It has since leaked all over the internet.
He also discussed his previous comments that he wouldn't do another film on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert.
"Jim Carrey was the root of all my nightmares."
No stairs — for the love of the Old Gods and the New.
"Really missing this guy right now," Evans tweeted about his dog, Dodger.
A relationship of performing, puzzles, and poodles.
Who won all of the awards and who didn't?
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
"I love you and I like you."
"It’s not like we asked him to come out against puppies or something."
Just bookmark this, and maybe it'll hold you over in between seasons.
Because we all need a bit of light-relief viewing sometimes.
Littlefinger is up to his old tricks.
"If it was up to me, he would be gone," Anthony Scaramucci said when asked about White House chief strategist Steve Bannon.
Because who doesn't like reality TV marathon sessions?
“This is my calling!”
The show teased the incident of alleged sexual misconduct that led to a suspension of production over its two-hour premiere — and will continue the story on Tuesday night.
Logan Lucky lands somewhere between Magic Mike and the Ocean's trilogy. Turns out, that's one hell of a sweet spot.
"It is business as usual," a representative for ABC told BuzzFeed News.
It's fine, we're all garbage sometimes.
"Every single part of him – the way he thinks, the way he acts, and everything that he does – just makes me fall in love with him every single day, more and more."
We finally know the truth.
My anxiety levels are rising.
Please make these happen.
Barack and Michelle.
Squad goals. Warning: Contains spoilers.
Nothing like some potential incest to bring out the best jokes.
A small line, but a massive twist. Warning: Contains spoilers.
Shondaland's current shows, including Grey's Anatomy, Scandal, and How to Get Away With Murder, will remain on ABC — but this is huge.
*Heavy breathing.* Warning: contains spoilers.
I SCREAMED. Warning: Contains spoilers!
"This shit is like Suicide Squad except it's gonna actually be good."
"No dead wife storyline to see here, folks..."