1. Your cardigan collection
2. Hipsters are taking over the world
3. There's really only 2 acceptable styles of spring footwear
4. Cargo Pants exist.
5. The spring Lilly Pulitzer collection is heinously neon
6. Hipsters who take Macklemore's "Thrift Shop" literally.
7. Your favorite skirt isn't dress code appropriate
8. You'd rather be sailing
9. Being preppy never seems to win the popular vote.
10. You can never decide which cable knit sweater to wear
11. Prep-posters: People who try to be preppy and trendy. AT THE SAME TIME
12. It's physically impossible to afford all the shoes you want
13. Only 2 stores sell clothing you like
14. You didn't grow up in the 1950's
15. Preppy boys are in short supply these days
16. Not everything you own is monogrammed
17. HIPSTERS (one more time)
So hopefully you now have an appreciation for the things preppie's have to go through. Keeping that in mind, show some respect, and next time you see a prepster, give them a pat on the back of their button down oxford.