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Which Playhoes Thottre Teen Are You? (2.0)

If you were a condiment, which one would you be?

Who is your best friend in the PlayHOES THOTtre Teens?  


Which celebrity would you want to run a taco truck with?

Ah, Kara Mill Cow Ski, a goddess among mere mortals. Everyone wants to be your friend. You're the Carri Nimm we deserve, but not the one we got right now. Hope someone does Lay Mizz so you'll just fucking stahp with the Eponine shit already.

Kara Milkowski

Little Pussy Ass Bitch, you sometime go by R-Go, but thank fuck you have some friends with a fucking head attached to their shoulders to always tell you that that's pretty dumb.

Ryan Goszkowicz

Do you ever sleep? Are you ever not praying? These are the questions the world asks, but all we can get out of you is that you one time played fucking Dorothy Gale and you are a virgin.

Laura Mitch

Why are you friends with the PlayHOES? Go hang out with someone more attractive like Chris Pine or the Archangel Gabriel. But Mercer says your humble (dry heave).

Daniel Mitch

Jackson Eckendorf

You're too kind for this world. No one understands how you tame your hair, and they probably never will... stay away from chlorine.

Izzy Glodosky

You're one hot mom who loooooves chocolate ice cream. You claim to be white, but ain't no one buying that shit. One time when you were really little you sharted. It was fucking hilarious.

Sophie Disher

Gurl, you a ho, but ain't no one judging (out loud, that is). You enjoy the occasional illegal substance, but ain't no one judging you for that (out loud, that is). You're also really short, but ain't no one judging you for that (out loud, that is).

Natalie Leek

You look like a squirrel in a toupee. You played a dope-ass Ryan in HSM. You got into Ticsh and nobody knows how the fuck you pulled that off. Good luck though!

Neck Rosenthal

You were MIA for a while. You got some Tig Ole Bitties and we'd love to see more of your dramatic ass in the future.

Delaney Lawlis

You skiiiiny. You got long arms and you can sing really really really really really really really high. Also your eyes are out of this world, but not as out of this world as your bomb-ass dance moves you twerk queen.

Emily Horgan

We made fun of your boy cut slightly in this quiz, but you rock it, girlfriend. You're the only villager who knows how to sing a goddamn harmony.

Ally Horgan

You lied about being a virgin and thats FUCKING HILARIOUS. You are a barefooted free spirit hippie type and you are so fucking zen. You also have a box on your chest (good job Kara you goddess).

Seth Barnes

"Shot numba next?" you are the clumsiest reddest face kid in the group and you own it with a pair of glasses. you are allergic to life and you live on the edge of death (literally) one day you will play Fantine.

Tanner Reed

Where did you come from? One day you showed up and started laughing and we were like, Oh she's fun. You are an alto who played a soprano part which is confusing but you rocked it!

Katie Delaney

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