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Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the slootiest whorey whoriest of them all?

Which Slooty Whore Whore Are You?

Which level of Sloot are you?

When is your bed time?

Favorite color?

Favorite subject?

Drink of choice?

Favorite band?

What would be your perfect date?

Favorite show?

You're at a carnival! What is the first thing you do?

What's your secret talent?

Favorite quote?

Favorite tea?

Favorite political figure

Favorite family member

It's Aunt Nancy's Christmas party! Who are you avoiding?

What is your dream vacation?

It's Super Bowl Sunday! What are you up to?

If you could meet anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?

What would you be doing at a frat party?

How would you die in a horror movie?

What movie title describes your love life?

Finally, what is your favorite meal?

Let me just tell you, you done out-slooted everyone. As Daniel, you are a very intelligent being who also happens to be very dumb. You are extremely clumsy despite being the fastest sand-runner ever. Tortoise on the streets, Usain Bolt on the beach. Your ideal Sunday afternoon would be spent picking tomatoes from your garden to make a fresh guacamole while belting out some Celine Dion. You are very caring and selfless, and the people around you appreciate that. But be careful not to let the title of "Food Dude" go to your head. With great peppers come great responsibility.

Slooty Whore Whore #1 (Daniel)

You may be 18, but you're the happiest when you've got some dino nuggets, applesauce in a pouch, and Hannah Montana on the speakers. With your dog by your side, you can do anything. You are thoughtful and kind and very good with kids. I mean, you're basically just a 5'9" kid yourself. You're artistic and creative but also hard on yourself. It's probably because your adopted though. Just rock those blonde curls and blue eyes that no one else in your family seems to have and focus on the most important things in your life: squirrels and Trader Joe's White Cheddar Mac & Cheese.

Slooty Whore Whore #2 (Christina)

well lucky you!! you have been blessed with being associated with the bitchin skinny pop lover known as emily "the sloot" sorrentino. you are an amazing smol bean, yet you also happen to be a badass black belt name stealer. no one dare fucks with you because you have acquired many loyal hoes over the years because you're just the type of lugnut that everyone loves. you have an intense phobia of vomit and the flight of your fight or flight response will quickly kick in and you will cower on the floor and in the corner of someone's kitchen. you used to secretly stan taylor swift, but that's okay because you've got a smile that could light up this whole town and your music taste is actually amazing ;) even though you are surrounded by assholes you still manage to be the bigger person because you are just naturally that classy (and your deadly farts will take care of them anyways) people will always come to you for a good laugh and you make others feel good about themselves because let's face it...you're pretty odd yourself, but consider yourself lucky to be so rad!

Slooty Whore Whore #3 (Emily)

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