Why Men Are Bad At Thanksgiving

The usual culprit: boobs.

This weekend a friend of mine was cooking the turkey for Friendsgiving. He texted me a few times for advice.

Men can’t help themselves because piercing a turkey’s breast with a pointy thermometer is the highlight of Thanksgiving. But dudes, you’re doing it wrong.

5. A reminder:

John Gara

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