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17 Times Sushi Lived Its Best Damn Life

"Sushi: Pretentious food that white kids want everybody else to know they are into to seem cultured and sophisticated." —Urbandictionary.com

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2. That time sushi went BIG MAC AF even though McDonald's makes you feel gross, but it was on a road trip and that's what road trips are for.

3. The time sushi was like, "HEY TODAY I WANT TO BE CHOCOLATE TIRAMISU AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME."

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"A chocolate roulade is wrapped around a sweet marsala mascarpone filling and sliced into neat little rolls that are arranged next to a mocha-rum dipping sauce." —Dessert First

4. The time it got dressed up as ALL OF THANKSGIVING DINNER IN ONE BITE, then dropped the mic and went upstairs to play video games because family time is unbearable when Aunt Lori is being a control freak.

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"It's stuffing, turkey, and cranberry sauce, wrapped up in turkey skin. The green shit is mashed potato that I mixed with some wasabi." —TheVulgarChef

9. That time sushi went to Europe and came back all like "OH MY GOD HAVE YOU GUYS EVER TRIED PROSCIUTTO WITH CANTALOUPE IT'S THIS THING THEY HAVE IN ITALY EXCEPT THEY CALL IT MELON — HOW CHIC IS THAT."

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