1.That time sushi said, "I DESERVE A DRUNK BRUNCH TODAY," then wrapped itself in bacon.
2.That time sushi went BIG MAC AF even though McDonald's makes you feel gross, but it was on a road trip and that's what road trips are for.
3.The time sushi was like, "HEY TODAY I WANT TO BE CHOCOLATE TIRAMISU AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME."
4.The time it got dressed up as ALL OF THANKSGIVING DINNER IN ONE BITE, then dropped the mic and went upstairs to play video games because family time is unbearable when Aunt Lori is being a control freak.
5.That time it was like, "DON'T MIND ME I'M JUST A VERY FANCY BANANA."
6.When it went and got all into fruit and demanded everyone call it FRUSHI because how fabulous.