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27 Things You're Really Thinking When You Watch Figure Skating

1. VERY PRETTY. BUT YOUR FEET ARE POINTING IN WEIRD DIRECTIONS.

2. COOL BUT WHAT IF

...HE LETS GO.

3. YEP, YOU GOT IT UP THERE.

4. WELL DONE.

5. EVERYONE WATCHING YOU IS IN PAIN.

6. AND WE CAN TOTALLY SEE YOUR CROTCH.

7. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.

8. WHY ARE YOU ABLE TO BALANCE IN THAT POSITION.

9. THAT LOOKS VERY UNSAFE.

10. LOL YOUR HEAD IS IN HIS CROTCH.

11. HEY GUY WHAT IS THAT FACE.

12. THIS MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE.

13. LIKE, WHOSE LEG IS THAT THO.

14. ARE YOU GUYS SINGING?

15. *SCREAMING SCREAMS SCREAMS SCREAMING*

16. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE'S GOT THIS...

17. I FOR ONE DO NOT THINK HE'S GOT THIS.

18. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD CATCH HERRRRRR

19. WUT. HOW.

20. YOU ARE STEPPING ON HIM WITH YOUR KNIFE FOOT.

21. HOW DO YOU PLAN TO REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THIS POSITION WITHOUT SOMEONE LOSING AN EAR.

22. NO ONE IS MAKING YOU DO THIS AND IT LOOKS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.

23. HIS HANDS ARE TOTALLY ON HER THING.

24. OH HELL NO.

25. WHOA SHIT!

26. HUH. I WONDER IF THEY'VE DONE IT.

27. WHY ARE YOU LYING THERE ISN'T THAT COLD?

Tonight's NBC broadcast features highlights of the ladies' free skate, which will be your last chance at an Olympic figure skating fix until 2018.

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15. SCREAMING SCREAMS SCREAMS SCREAMING