27 Things You're Really Thinking When You Watch Figure Skating
And proof that figure skaters are maniacs.
1. VERY PRETTY. BUT YOUR FEET ARE POINTING IN WEIRD DIRECTIONS.

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2. COOL BUT WHAT IF

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...HE LETS GO.

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3. YEP, YOU GOT IT UP THERE.

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4. WELL DONE.

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5. EVERYONE WATCHING YOU IS IN PAIN.

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6. AND WE CAN TOTALLY SEE YOUR CROTCH.

7. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.

8. WHY ARE YOU ABLE TO BALANCE IN THAT POSITION.

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9. THAT LOOKS VERY UNSAFE.

10. LOL YOUR HEAD IS IN HIS CROTCH.

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11. HEY GUY WHAT IS THAT FACE.

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12. THIS MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE.

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13. LIKE, WHOSE LEG IS THAT THO.

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14. ARE YOU GUYS SINGING?

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15. *SCREAMING SCREAMS SCREAMS SCREAMING*

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16. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE'S GOT THIS...

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17. I FOR ONE DO NOT THINK HE'S GOT THIS.

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18. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD CATCH HERRRRRR

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19. WUT. HOW.

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20. YOU ARE STEPPING ON HIM WITH YOUR KNIFE FOOT.

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21. HOW DO YOU PLAN TO REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THIS POSITION WITHOUT SOMEONE LOSING AN EAR.

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22. NO ONE IS MAKING YOU DO THIS AND IT LOOKS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.

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23. HIS HANDS ARE TOTALLY ON HER THING.

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24. OH HELL NO.

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25. WHOA SHIT!

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26. HUH. I WONDER IF THEY'VE DONE IT.

27. WHY ARE YOU LYING THERE ISN'T THAT COLD?

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