4. …except wait.
5. You truly believe that your eyeballs don’t function as well without it.
20. To you, this moment proves that God is real.
THE MILK RAINBOW. ALL THE MOST GORGEOUS COLORS.
28. When you yawn, everyone around you knows:
- Monday night's presidential debate may be the last hope for environmental activists who want climate in the national conversation.
- Miami Marlins star pitcher José Fernández has died in a boating accident. He was 24.
- US officials have determined al-Qaeda likely influenced suspected New York City bomber Ahmad Khan Rahami.