Food·Posted on May 17, 201433 Signs That Coffee Owns YouIf you're not addicted then that's great, but shut up.by Emily FleischakerBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. The exact second you wake up, before your eyes have even opened, you are thinking about your First Cup. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF giphy.com 2. Your loved ones are AWARE when you haven't had it yet. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via i.imgur.com 3. You will do ANYTHING to get that first cup... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF imgur.com 4. ...except wait. Justine Zweibel / BuzzFeed 5. You truly believe that your eyeballs don't function as well without it. Because science. 6. You consider it a basic, fundamental requirement for existence. The CW / Via pinterest.com 7. One that can define True Love: zulily.com|1395710745349&tid=hellosociety_1150_type522_HardPin_Pinterest_64472-7947197&source=Pinterest&medium=HardPin&u=type522& 8. That first cup has a soul that sees your own. imgur.com 9. Without it, you'd invariably act like a jerk: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC / Via fmlawschool.tumblr.com 10. But once you have it, you feel like this: etsy.com 11. Your favorite mugs communicate your dependence on the substance within. amazon.com You can buy this mug here if you want. 12. Sometimes very directly. store.dieselsweeties.com / Rich Stevens You can buy this mug here. 13. And you display your mug collection like a work of art. arquitecasa.com.br interior-design-home.tumblr.com 14. You've formed a life philosophy around it: thehungryromantic.tumblr.com 15. If you could wear this T-shirt every day, you would. skreened.com 16. This is you: twisteddoodles.com Illustration by Twisted Doodles. 17. This is your favorite Twitter account. imgur.com 18. This is an accessory you would consider wearing in some form. etsy.com Get this on Etsy. 19. This is a thing you'd consider doing, or at least pin to Pinterest. 1000lifehacks.com 20. To you, this moment proves that God is real. THE MILK RAINBOW. ALL THE MOST GORGEOUS COLORS. 21. And you are happy to consume iced coffee in any form. theviewfromgreatisland.com Iced Coffee Popsicles via The View From Great Island. 22. You spend so much money on it that you've tried recreating your favorite Starbucks drinks at home. bubblynaturecreations.com 23. And you're happy to entertain aesthetic improvisations. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF imgur.com Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF imgur.com Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. As long as this doesn't happen, under any circumstance. behance.net 25. Your loved ones understand that coffee occupies a substantial amount of your available affection. etsy.com 26. With it, your jokes are HILARIOUS. pinterest.com 27. If anyone should ask you how many cups of coffee you've had today, you think: thememesfactory.com 28. When you yawn, everyone around you knows: 29. If you could bathe in coffee, you would. theshakybaker.com 30. ...like the people in this coffee spa that ACTUALLY EXISTS in Japan. en.ilovecoffee.jp 31. At the end of the day you sometimes think: pinterest.com 32. And so you pray. pinterest.com 33. And know that tomorrow is a new day. imgur.com Want to keep up with all the latest food buzz? Sign up for the BuzzFeed Food newsletter!