In Italy it’s traditional to eat seven different kinds of seafood on Christmas Eve, known as the Feast of the Seven Fishes. Some cooks might tell you that the occasion requires delicious luxuries like lobster, calamari, and maybe even a whole salt-crusted fish. And that’s cool. But if it sounds very expensive and time-consuming to you, please consider the following menu.
Use black olive slices or capers for his cute little eyes. Eight arms is technically correct, but you may wish to add more to provide sufficient hummus-scooping opportunities.
5. HORS D’OEUVRE
Shrimp Ramen in Soup Spoons
Just add water! We’ll leave the choice of instant ramen brand to you; go with whatever feels right.
7. MAIN COURSE
Tuna Fish Sandwiches
Phish Food Ice Cream
Thank you, Ben & Jerry’s.
Red is classic, but we recommend a pleasing array of colors.
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