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    Easiest Feast Of The Seven Fishes Ever

    Goldfish and SpaghettiOs on Christmas Eve: blasphemy or pure genius?

    In Italy it's traditional to eat seven different kinds of seafood on Christmas Eve, known as the Feast of the Seven Fishes. Some cooks might tell you that the occasion requires delicious luxuries like lobster, calamari, and maybe even a whole salt-crusted fish. And that's cool. But if it sounds very expensive and time-consuming to you, please consider the following menu.

    SNACKS

    Goldfish

    Octopus Hummus

    HORS D'OEUVRE

    Shrimp Ramen in Soup Spoons

    MAIN COURSE

    Tuna Fish Sandwiches

    Goldfish SpaghettiOs

    DESSERT

    Phish Food Ice Cream

    Swedish Fish