Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20) Via modcloth.com Ahoy, Pisces. Imaginative and romantic, you're a dreamer who's naturally drawn to the sea. What's more romantic than imagining yourself traversing the seven seas in adorable sailor-style jorts?! Well, a few things, probably, but you get the gist. Get your sea-loving lil' paws on a pair, stat.(ModCloth, $50–55) Aries (March 21 – April 19) Via forever21.com Lively, high energy, and full of positive vibes up the wazoo, you tend to light up any room as soon as you walk in — just like a fun polka-dot print! Whimsical jorts will bring a smile to everyone who looks your way (barring the occasional sociopath), and there's nothing you love more than a room full of happy, polka-dot-loving people. (Forever 21, $13.80) Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Allie Holcolm / Via adventuresofamiddlesister.blogspot.com Known for your intense determination, you're one of the most reliable signs of the zodiac. DIY is totes your thing — put that razor-sharp focus to good use and customize your own pair of jorts. A scissor and little lace trim can go a long way on your route to style town USA. (And to being a poet without even knowing it.)(DIY instructions here.) Gemini (May 21 – June 21) Via sergeanddestroy.bigcartel.com Unpredictable, enthusiastic, and a bit dual-natured, you're pretty much the life and soul of a party — especially a JORTS PARTY, DUH. You get bored relatively easily, so shake things up with some very non-boring dip-dyed studded jorts and get on down till the break of dawn, you fun lil' firecracker.(Serge and Destroy Levi's Denim Cutoffs, $40) Advertisement Cancer (June 22 – July 22) Via canada.forever21.com Even when you try to mask your true nature, deep down you're a sensitive and emotional soul who loves nothing more than nurturing others. Flowers looove being nurtured, so slip those gams into an adorable floral-print pair of jorts. And OMG, flowers also love water; you're a water sign. Coincidence?! I THINK NOT. Jorts-season destiny right here.(Forever 21 Canada, CAD$ 13.80) Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22) Via modcloth.com Thanks to your magnetic zest for life and kind, warm-hearted nature, you're a social butterfly even when you're not trying. You tend to be frank with your words, but your capacity to lift others' spirits is unrivaled — just like a pair of quirky printed jorts that yell, "LIFE IS AWESOME LET'S EAT WATERMELONS" that are also the most adorable thing I've ever seen. (ModCloth, $85) Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22) Via modcloth.com Your practicality is one of your biggest strengths; logical and level-headed, you need a no-nonsense pair of classic jorts — a versatile lil' number that can take you from day to night in a jiffy. (And because you can be a bit of a clean freak, err on the side of a darker wash so you can get as sloppy as you want without a worry in sight.)(ModCloth, $35) Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22) Via urbanoutfitters.com Charming, sociable, and diplomatic, you're a natural at conversing with just about anyone. Although you rarely go to extremes, you enjoy standing out. Get the conversation started in a pair of colored jorts you won't want to get out of all summer. (But you should try, because showering in jorts, while fun, is slightly inefficient.)(Urban Outfitters, $59) Advertisement Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21) Via ronherman.com Emotional, intense, and slightly mysterious, you need an equally intense pair of jorts. And what's more mysterious than the fashion decisions we all made in the '80s and early '90s? You're a particularly resourceful sign, so go on and slip those limbs into pair of vintage-y acid-wash jorts — DIY or otherwise.(Rag & Bone at Ron Herman, $165) Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21) Via www1.bloomingdales.com Active, outdoorsy, and impulsive, you're a bundle of fearless energy, so who knows where you'll end up this jorts season? Whether you're hopping fences, sleeping outside under the stars, or frolicking at a music festival in drug-fueled stupor, you'll need a pair of comfy cutoff jorts to accompany you on your summer adventures.(Free People at Bloomingdale's, $68) Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19) Via us.asos.com You are the sign of stability, calmness, and maturity, and you simply radiate confidence, you lucky little thing. You'll kill it in a pair of black high-waist jorts, sure to make you seem classy and pulled together even on your most frazzled days. Keep calm and jorts on. (Monki at ASOS, $38) Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18) Via needtosell.livejournal.com Routine bores the living crap out of you — so much so, that at times you may be considered a bit eccentric. Well, then, jorts lover: Spice things up with a pair of shorts you don't see on everyone — like belted paper bag–waist jorts. Team 'em with a fitted crop top and you'll be the hottest lil' Aquarian under the sun this jorts season.(Similar styles at Daisy Dress for Less, $25) Share On facebook Share On facebook Share On vk Share On vk Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On lineapp Share On lineapp Share On twitter Share On twitter Share On email Share On email Share On sms Share On sms Share On whatsapp Share On whatsapp Share On more Share On more Share On tumblr Share On tumblr Share On link Share On link Share On copy Share On copy Omg It's Prime Day!