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1. K-Y Yours and Mine Couples Lubricant, when you want to do more than just slide into each other’s DMs...
2. ...or use on this double-penetration vibrating rabbit C-ring for two.
3. A pair of silicone handcuffs for the budding BDSM enthusiast.
4. A set of jeweled anal plugs, because you always deserve to feel fancy AF.
5. A two-pack of weighted Kegel balls, for the strongest pelvic floor muscles in town.
6. An adult-toy cleaner, because there’s nothing sexier than good hygiene.
7. A Shibari wand massager for an at-home massage that comes with a very happy ending.
8. A restraint kit with fabric cuffs for the bondage beginner.
9. The “Average Joe Dong” dildo, because size ain’t nothing but a number.
10. A mini vibrator to maximize your time between the sheets (or, you know, anywhere else — I don't own you).
11. A “delay spray” to help you hold on just a little bit longer.
12. A sex swing, because it's much safer than experimenting on your backyard swing set.
13. Silicone vibrating anal beads, to take the phrase ~good vibrations~ to a whole new level.
14. An "arousal balm" with menthol, because why not.
15. A set of three C-rings for ~prolonged pleasure~.
16. A two-pack of lace crotchless thongs, for when you don’t need any pesky material getting in the way of fun.
17. Nipple clamps that will help you understand the whole pain-is-pleasure concept.
18. A stripper pole dance kit, because sometimes you just need to dance like no one's watching (even if someone is — totally up to you, obv).
19. A Fleshlight, for some discreet solo fun with a realistic touch.
20. A wedge "sex-position enhancer" if you're looking to add an investment piece to the bedroom.
21. And finally, a “sexy animal” G-string — because even if you don’t think they're sexy, you’ve gotta admit these are adorable.
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