1. Should I bring my metal straw with me to the bar? I'm bringing my metal straw to the bar. Michellepatrickphotographyllc / Getty Images ::writes reminder on my hand not to forget my metal straw at the bar:: 2. How many things is too many things to carry out of the store in my arms so I can avoid asking for a bag? Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Wheel of Fortune / Giphy / Via giphy.com Hey, sometimes you go in for one thing and come out with ten and you forget to bring your tote bag. It happens! 3. I can't believe I forgot to write "no plastic utensils, please!" in the special instructions section for my food order again. Dglimages / Getty Images Everyone's got that one drawer... 4. Who needs an air-conditioner in 100-degree weather? Not me! Sweating profusely reminds me that I'm alive. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Hell's Kitchen / Fox / Giphy / Via giphy.com It's a no-cost way to get a natural glow. 5. And who needs to turn on the heat in the dead of winter when you've got a million sweaters??? Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF TV Land Classic / Giphy / Via giphy.com Love a wool sweater, aka nature's furnace. 6. Speaking of sweaters — do I have too many sweaters? Do I have too many EVERYTHING?? I should organize a clothing swap to find a new home for all the stuff I don't need anymore. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF 9-1-1 on Fox / Giphy / Via giphy.com And, while I'm at it, maybe I should invest in some longer-lasting items so I don't have to keep trashing the pieces that wear out quickly. 7. I know the flight with the layover is cheaper — but nonstop flights are so much more eco-friendly. Andresr / Getty Images On second thought...should I just never even step foot on a plane again?! 8. How much are carbon offsets and can I actually afford to donate any? Stewart Watson / Getty Images Yeahhhh...I don't think I can afford enough to offset my flight. 9. I guess I can also invest in an electric car to make up for my carbon footprint... Lyudinka / Getty Images Cute and eco-friendly? Sign me up. 10. ...or ditch the car altogether! Nothing like the sweet release of endorphins after a brisk bike ride to work. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia / FXX / Giphy / Via giphy.com 11. Honestly, I can't believe how many plastic bags I was responsible for wasting before I started bringing a tote bag to the supermarket. Getty What kind of MONSTER was I? 12. But then again...how many times do I have to use this tote bag before I can justify owning another tote bag??? Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Gilmore Girls / Giphy / Via giphy.com Oh, right, 20,000 times. Cool. 13. Does a 30-second shower still count as good hygiene? Happyphoton / Getty Images Let's hope so! 14. My bidet attachment has truly been life-changing. Why don't more people have bidets?? Kazoka30 / Getty Images So fresh, so clean, so much more Earth-friendly than a giant wad of TP. 15. Is it weird that I never, ever use the dishwasher my home came with...? Kunertus / Getty Images So. Much. Water. 16. Come to think of it, I wonder if I should I just downsize to a tiny house one day. Fatcamera / Getty Images ::adds photo to tiny-house Pinterest board:: 17. It's been so long since I paid a bill with a check, I'm not sure I even remember how to write one anymore. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF FX / Giphy / Via giphy.com 18. Will I be judged for sending out digital invitations for my wedding instead of paper ones? Galina Timofeeva / Getty Images Well, then, go forth and judge me, friends! (Oh yeah, and there won't be any wedding favors but there will be charitable donations made in your name.) 19. Look, I get the whole amazing-smell-and-feel-of-books thing, but...but...paper waste. Jacob Ammentorp Lund / Getty Images Also, how much easier is it to pack and move when all your books are electronic?! 20. Shopping online saves SO much time — but shopping IRL saves so much packaging. David Wood / Getty Images The eternal struggle. 21. How many times can I wear this T-shirt before I actually have to wash it...? Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Bounce / Giphy / Via giphy.com I draw the line at wearing underwear two days in a row, okay? 22. Is it time for me to make the swap from shampoo bottles to bars? Margot Mattos Meiners / Getty Images I think it's time. 23. Should I...have children? Sasiistock / Getty Images What will the state of our planet even be like once they're adults? How many precious resources will they consume? Am I overreacting?!?!?! 24. I just love this planet SO much — and hope we can all work together to reverse the damage we've done thus far to this beautiful place we call home. Vladsilver / Getty Images For ourselves, for the polar bears, for everyone and everything.