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    21 Thoughtful Gifts For Anyone Who Needs To Get Laid

    Have a happy, horny holiday.

    We hope you love the products we recommend! All of them were independently selected by our editors. Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page if you decide to shop from them. Oh, and FYI — prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.

    1. A customer-favorite wand vibrator that packs a serious punch despite its compact size — they can use one of its 20 settings to hitch a ride to O-town.

    Promising review: "Ever had your eyes roll so far back in your head that you saw your brain, and then god? Ever wondered what it would feel like to have the leg control of a newborn calf? Ever stared at something and wondered what kind of devil magic it was imbued with to be able to do what it does? Well for only $30, you can!" —Marian L

    Read our in-depth Shibari Mini Halo review.

    Get it from Amazon for $27.95.

    2. Quite possibly the most elegant package of condoms you've ever seen.


    "The Quickie" includes two ultra-thin lubricated latex condoms and one bottle of organic personal lubricant made with aloe.

    Get it from Maude for $10.

    3. Or, a more ~deluxe~ bag that includes all the essentials for a satisfying night (....or morning, or afternoon).


    The "Oh! To Go" ba includes a zip vibe, jelly lube, Jolt clitoral gel, a G-spot stimulation serum, a latex condom, and a Booshies wipe.

    Promising review: "This purse pack is a solution to the following situations I've experienced: 'I don't have a condom, either.' Let's end this. 'No, I didn't finish.' I can't count the number to times I wished I'd had a tiny vibe after sex. In my experience, a mini vibe like this would have enhanced every sexual encounter. Before and after. 'Were you into it? You weren't wet this time.' HUGE DISCLAIMER: that can happen to any girl. No shame! 'I feel gross.' Nope, not after a Booshie." —Jane

    Get it from Unbound for $34.

    4. A subscription to Frisky Britches, so they'll never have to run to the store to buy emergency underwear on laundry day again.

    Frisky Britches / Cratejoy

    Each delivery features two brand-name panties a month and includes a selection of colorful and comfy pairs.

    Promising review: "Love this monthly shipment. I've gotten two months and in really enjoying the selection I receive. The panties are high quality, sexy and comfortable. The styles and colors are of a nice variety too. For the price it's definitely worth it." —Alexandra

    Get it from Cratejoy for $12.83/month (and use code FRISKY at checkout to get a special discount).

    5. This 9-inch rabbit vibrator with seven different settings, because it knows there isn't a one-speed-fits-all when it comes to the big O.


    Promising review: "This has got to be the BEST toy I’ve ever bought. Even on its highest setting it’s VERY quiet. So far I’ve gone about three 15 minute or so rounds and the charge has held very well. I love all the patterns on it; they’re all such a wonderful tease! I also love how soft the material is and how easy it is to clean! It’s not abrasive to my skin like some other toys can be. I would highly recommend this product." —Jessica

    Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

    6. A set of body-care essentials made with hydrating coconut oil that'll have them feeling like their best self before they dive between the sheets — aka with super-moisturized skin, soft lips, and smelling delightful.


    The set includes four best-selling, coconut-scented items by Kopari: Coconut Melt moisturizer, natural deodorant, hydrating face cream, and "Lip Glossy" lip gloss.

    Promising review: "Kopari has been tabbed on my computer as a brand I wanted to try out for a while. I finally took the plunge last week and I am beyond pleased! The products smell heavenly, and my skin is already thanking me for the extra hydration needed during this time of year. I bought this set to try out a couple of products before purchasing the full sized ones, and let me just tell you that I will now be buying the full size of each item! I'm thinking of getting this set for my sisters for Christmas!" —Autumn Leader

    Get it from Sephora or Kopari for $40.

    7. A bidet attachment, because nothing says you care more about your pal having hygienic intercourse than a device to keep their booty squeaky-clean.


    Promising review: "Speaking as a hirsute gentleman, the Luxe Bidet Neo 120 has soured me on pooping in bidet-less toilets forever. It's shown me the difference between rubbing peanut butter out of shag carpeting with a paper towel, and that sparkling clean feeling you get right when you step out of the shower." —Mercury

    Read our full review of the Luxe Bidet Neo 120, plus check out other bidet options.

    Get it from Amazon for $34.95 (available in two colors).

    8. A best-selling vibrating cock ring that's quiet and waterproof, for solo or couples' play rain or shine.


    Promising review: "Holy cats. This. Ring. Rocks. My. World. The packaging was discreet. I pulled the ring out and showed it to my husband joking around about how it looked small. It stretches... and he needs it to because he is on the gigantic side below deck. So I had never used a cock ring shaped like this. I have a few with a horizontal bullet; this is my first time using a vertical one. I don't see myself ever going back to horizontal. This bullet hit the perfect spot every time. I did not need to move or readjust and neither did he. Who likes having to stop in the middle of things? My husband is good at what he does, I had no complaints. This toy, however, upped the yowzer factor by a megaton. We were both left shaky and blissful. The strength is amazing for such a small little toy." —Cassie Lewis

    Get it from Amazon for $25.96.

    9. Or a subscription box delivered to their door that does all the sex-toy curation for you.

    Seductive Pleasure / Cratejoy

    Boxes are available for both singles and couples and include one or two full-size sex toys each month (at 40% off retail value). Different products are sent with each delivery, and guaranteed no samples unless it's a free gift.

    Promising review: "Bought it for my husband and I, really great subscription box because it has things you wouldn't go out and just buy yourself. Some of the things that came in the box I didn't even know existed and fun to explore new things together. Definitely a way to spice things up or even open up conversations about sex in your relationship. I think it's a good purchase and look forward to the next one to see how much variety they have!" —Christina M.

    Get it from Cratejoy for $32+/month (also available as bimonthly and quarterly subscriptions; use code EXTRA2019 at checkout to get an extra surprise in your next box).

    10. An electric wine-bottle opener, because nothing kills a romantic vibe like looking like a tool trying to get the cork out of a bottle of vino.


    Promising review: "Bought this bad boy for work. The reviews were either great or people were upset about the battery. I've had it at work over a month now and opened thousands of bottles of wine with ease with it. I give this thing raving live reviews. I haven't had a cork break off or any cork in the bottles since I purchased it. If the motor had gone out after 100 bottles I'd have called it worth my money but its still working thousands later. It does seem to be going a little slower and the charger base is getting a tad finicky but I'll just order another happily when it does go out." —Julie Mozingo

    Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

    11. And a truly magical red wine stain eliminator in case things get a little wild, so they won't have to worry about a pesky stain getting in the way feeling sexy.


    Promising review: "My husband bought me this as a gag-gift stocking stuffer, so I wasn't expecting much from it. Last night I spilled red wine on our cream colored couch and promptly used the stain remover. The wine disappeared almost before my eyes. See photo below, you can not even tell wine was spilled." —downeydm

    Get it from Amazon for $7.95.

    12. A pack of coffee shots, because getting out there and meeting people can be exhausting, and this'll give 'em a little buzz.


    These things have been a lifesaver for me at the office when the 3 p.m. sleepies hit — they're delicious, come in several flavors (including plain black, for coffee purists), and each one is equivalent to the caffeine in one typical cup of coffee.

    Promising review: "Can’t give up caffeine. Trying to give up high-calorie coffee drinks. Perfect compromise. One or two of these in the morning @ 35 calories each and I have the caffeine of two to four cups of coffee and way fewer calories. Taste is good. I’ve seen these at little shops for $3-5 each and they were much cheaper on Amazon." —Elise LP

    Get a six-pack from Amazon for $11.95+ (available in six flavors).

    13. The most adorable finger vibe ever created — it's easy to toss in your bag and take on the go — so they can feel the love solo (or with a partner) wherever they're headed.


    Promising review: "I've been searching for a finger vibrator for a while and this one checked off all my boxes! Super easy to use, comfortable, and extremely powerful! The noise level is a bit loud, especially on the highest setting, but that didn't bother me because I was too busy enjoying myself. Highly re-cum-end." —Alexandra E.

    Get it from Dame for $85 (available in navy and jade).

    14. Come As You Are, a super-informative, New York Times best-selling book that explores the science behind female sexuality that just might give them a new outlook on their sex life.


    Get it from Amazon for $10.79.

    15. A top-rated antibacterial toy cleaner, because hygiene is just as important as climaxing, friends.


    Get it from Amazon for $8.49.

    16. A cute mirror sticker that'll give 'em boost of confidence as they're heading off to a promising date.


    Grab one for yourself while you're at it!

    Get it from Amazon for $1.99.

    17. A set of luxurious-feeling and hypoallergenic super-soft microfiber bedsheets with deep pockets, because it's no fun gettin' it on in itchy sheets that are falling off of the mattress.


    Each set includes a flat sheet, fitted sheet, and either one (twin and twin XL sizes) or two (all other sizes) pillowcases.

    Promising review: "We recently bought a split king adjustable bed. The sheet we bought were constantly coming off. We bought these in hopes of keeping them on. They are awesome. They haven't even budged a little bit. They are unbelievably soft too. We will be buying another set!" —Linda Habrukovich

    Get it from Amazon for $22.49+ (available in sizes twin, twin XL, full, full XL, queen, short queen, king, California king, split king, and flex-top king and in 43 colors).

    18. The Tenga Flip, a masturbation sleeve that'll quickly earn you the title of Best Gift-Giver Ever.


    Promising review: "I'm a little thicker than average I guess, at least that's what partners have told me. Some reviews have said that this thing will handle all sizes, so I went for it. It's difficult for me to get my penis in, so I've resorted to opening it, inserting myself and then closing it and sliding home the closure on the side rails. Once that's taken care of, oh man is this thing wonderful. I use it to edge for prolonged periods, messing with the buttons, and gently (or furiously) stroking. This is the first masturbator I've owned and the size is a little distracting at first but I got over that pretty quickly. The orgasms it delivers are body-shaking toe curlers." —Anonymous

    Get it from Babeland for $109 (available in three colors).

    19. A pair of roll-up ballet flats with a handy pouch they can easily pop in their bag — so any commutes home after a ~night of passion~ can be as comfy as can be.


    Promising review: "Great in a pinch! Keep them in your bag, and you're good to go for when your feet ache. Just remember, these are for short distances or the better of two evils. Not a lot of support, but they fold up into your bag. What more can you ask for?" —Kindle Kat

    Get it from Amazon for $13.99+ (available in sizes S–XL and in 15 colors).

    20. A rechargeable Magic Wand, an upgraded version of the iconic vibrator that'll have them truly believing in magic.


    Promising review: “Everything people say about The Magic Wand is true! The rechargeable, however, is the perfect update for the classic. The silicone head makes it easy to clean, as well as being less abrasive on the skin than the vinyl original. The ability to go through a range of power also is a godsend. The gradual change in intensity makes it easier to use, and easier to handle the power initially. My favorite update is the ability to go cordless! Makes it so much easier to use this toy in different scenarios/places. The battery life is up to three hours when fully charged, and if you are in a bind and it dies, you can use the plug and STILL use the toy. No other toys do that yet. Must-have!” —Brooke Lynne

    Get it from Babeland for $124.95 (and find a ton of attachments here).

    21. A top-rated portable massager, because let's be honest: A particularly wild night between the sheets can mean a few aches and pains the next day for anyone who's been a little rusty lately.


    Promising review: "Buy this! I got this as a gift from my amazing girlfriend who knows I complain about my neck all the time. We took a chance on this after I saw it and said I wanted it, after reading some other reviews I definitely agree that this is amazing. I was a little hesitant at first but once it arrived I wasn't disappointed at all. It does take some time getting use to as with anything, but it's very quick to learn your sweet spots and how to set it up in your car. It requires a connection to your 12v outlet to be powered but other than that it's good. It is extremely durable; I'm highly surprised at the build quality and the quality of the rollers, heating, and motors. I'd definitely recommend this if you have any neck pain or just want a relaxing message after work on the ride home." —Brendan S.

    Get it from Amazon for $44.95.

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