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    21 Thoughtful Gifts For Anyone Who Needs To Get Laid

    Have a happy, horny holiday.

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    1. A customer-favorite wand vibrator that packs a serious punch despite its compact size — they can use one of its 20 settings to hitch a ride to O-town.

    2. Quite possibly the most elegant package of condoms you've ever seen.

    3. Or, a more ~deluxe~ bag that includes all the essentials for a satisfying night (....or morning, or afternoon).

    4. A subscription to Frisky Britches, so they'll never have to run to the store to buy emergency underwear on laundry day again.

    5. This 9-inch rabbit vibrator with seven different settings, because it knows there isn't a one-speed-fits-all when it comes to the big O.

    6. A set of body-care essentials made with hydrating coconut oil that'll have them feeling like their best self before they dive between the sheets — aka with super-moisturized skin, soft lips, and smelling delightful.

    7. A bidet attachment, because nothing says you care more about your pal having hygienic intercourse than a device to keep their booty squeaky-clean.

    8. A best-selling vibrating cock ring that's quiet and waterproof, for solo or couples' play rain or shine.

    9. Or a subscription box delivered to their door that does all the sex-toy curation for you.

    10. An electric wine-bottle opener, because nothing kills a romantic vibe like looking like a tool trying to get the cork out of a bottle of vino.

    11. And a truly magical red wine stain eliminator in case things get a little wild, so they won't have to worry about a pesky stain getting in the way feeling sexy.

    12. A pack of coffee shots, because getting out there and meeting people can be exhausting, and this'll give 'em a little buzz.

    13. The most adorable finger vibe ever created — it's easy to toss in your bag and take on the go — so they can feel the love solo (or with a partner) wherever they're headed.

    14. Come As You Are, a super-informative, New York Times best-selling book that explores the science behind female sexuality that just might give them a new outlook on their sex life.

    15. A top-rated antibacterial toy cleaner, because hygiene is just as important as climaxing, friends.

    16. A cute mirror sticker that'll give 'em boost of confidence as they're heading off to a promising date.

    17. A set of luxurious-feeling and hypoallergenic super-soft microfiber bedsheets with deep pockets, because it's no fun gettin' it on in itchy sheets that are falling off of the mattress.

    18. The Tenga Flip, a masturbation sleeve that'll quickly earn you the title of Best Gift-Giver Ever.

    19. A pair of roll-up ballet flats with a handy pouch they can easily pop in their bag — so any commutes home after a ~night of passion~ can be as comfy as can be.

    20. A rechargeable Magic Wand, an upgraded version of the iconic vibrator that'll have them truly believing in magic.

    21. A top-rated portable massager, because let's be honest: A particularly wild night between the sheets can mean a few aches and pains the next day for anyone who's been a little rusty lately.

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