Emmy01

We lived in Southern California when I was younger, so we encountered lots of celebrities. My favorite story, per my mother’s account: I was ten months old when Steven Spielberg entered the Pizza Hut my family was in, cooed at me, and said “she could be in movies!” My mother tells… Read More

A few years back I made good use of my bald head and went as Caillou

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So folks who’s first language isn’t English don’t have a high IQ? Expansive vocabulary =/= High IQ.

I use a combination of Monistat anti chafing gel and Yummy Tummy shaping shorts.

I'm concerned about the kid who doesn't know what a pencil sharpener is.

I worked at a camp on a river, and when I lifeguarded, I would have to make 9 or 10 saves a day because young campers would start getting pulled with the current and couldn't control themselves in the river.

My first year as a counselor we came back for the evening (and my camper's were really tired) to find brown water leaking into a camper's bunk. We called maintenance and they removed a tile from the ceiling and shoved 5 beach towels up there (from the lost and found). It smelled so… Read More

When I thought BuzzFeed couldn't go any further downhill...

my mother once sent me a text telling me "I hear you", a typo of "I heart you". we both got matching ear tattoos this year. ??❤️