Community·Posted on Sep 5, 201915 Brilliant Job Tweets That Are Literally Hysterical"I have yet to 'jump on a call' that wasn't a waste of my time."by Emma AshtonCommunity ContributorApproved and edited by BuzzFeed Community TeamLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. joel🏳️🌈huds @joelhuds Me when an email finds me well 05:39 PM - 01 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. kim monte 🏳️🌈 @KimmyMonte live footage of me going back to work on monday after being on vacation 11:37 PM - 24 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. roxane gay @rgay I have yet to "jump on a call" that wasn't a waste of my time. 09:33 PM - 28 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Semra @SemraDurmisevic my mom yesterday: do u work tomorrow me: yes my mom today: do u work today me: yes i already told u my mom when i'm at work: where are u 05:45 PM - 15 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. TREEZ™ @0ceanGrownTREEZ Me at work acting fake busy for the last hour of my shift 12:29 AM - 28 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. karen han @karenyhan composing emails / after sending emails 08:13 PM - 12 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Michael Benjamin @mfbenji Just sent an email and answered a call 10:18 PM - 14 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Julia Burnham @juliarburnham I woke up in a cold sweat last night to create this content. I present: the Email Sign-off Alignment 06:56 PM - 09 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. syd @sydneyleemarco why does no one tell you 50% of having any adult job is pretending to look busy for 8 hours a day 02:48 PM - 07 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. chris @icedoutomnitrix boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i tweet on company time 05:04 PM - 05 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. a_heretic_now @a_heretic_now nobody: bitches that bring salad for lunch: 03:22 AM - 21 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. I AM 🗯 @FOWLAZULE How I be fake “problem-solving” when my supervisor walks by my desk. 04:33 AM - 18 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Tancred @tancredjess Me as a child: I wonder what I’ll be like when I’m grown up Me grown up, absolutely high on caffeine hunched over my laptop typing work emails at a coffee shop holding back tears: I got the horses in the back 08:17 PM - 27 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Dak @RidiculousDak “What’s stressing you out?” Me: 11:06 PM - 29 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Teddy Wayne Slocumb @BaebyHuey when you gotta greet your boss after they wouldn't let you call out sick 03:23 AM - 14 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite