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Me when an email finds me well
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live footage of me going back to work on monday after being on vacation
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I have yet to "jump on a call" that wasn't a waste of my time.
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my mom yesterday: do u work tomorrow me: yes my mom today: do u work today me: yes i already told u my mom when i'm at work: where are u
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Me at work acting fake busy for the last hour of my shift
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composing emails / after sending emails
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Just sent an email and answered a call
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I woke up in a cold sweat last night to create this content. I present: the Email Sign-off Alignment
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why does no one tell you 50% of having any adult job is pretending to look busy for 8 hours a day
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boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i tweet on company time
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nobody: bitches that bring salad for lunch:
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How I be fake “problem-solving” when my supervisor walks by my desk.
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Me as a child: I wonder what I’ll be like when I’m grown up Me grown up, absolutely high on caffeine hunched over my laptop typing work emails at a coffee shop holding back tears: I got the horses in the back
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“What’s stressing you out?” Me:
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when you gotta greet your boss after they wouldn't let you call out sick


