15 Brilliant Job Tweets That Are Literally Hysterical

    "I have yet to 'jump on a call' that wasn't a waste of my time."

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    live footage of me going back to work on monday after being on vacation

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    I have yet to "jump on a call" that wasn't a waste of my time.

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    my mom yesterday: do u work tomorrow me: yes my mom today: do u work today me: yes i already told u my mom when i'm at work: where are u

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    Me at work acting fake busy for the last hour of my shift

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    composing emails / after sending emails

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    Just sent an email and answered a call

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    I woke up in a cold sweat last night to create this content. I present: the Email Sign-off Alignment

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    why does no one tell you 50% of having any adult job is pretending to look busy for 8 hours a day

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    boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i tweet on company time

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    nobody: bitches that bring salad for lunch:

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    How I be fake “problem-solving” when my supervisor walks by my desk.

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    Me as a child: I wonder what I’ll be like when I’m grown up Me grown up, absolutely high on caffeine hunched over my laptop typing work emails at a coffee shop holding back tears: I got the horses in the back

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    “What’s stressing you out?” Me:

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    when you gotta greet your boss after they wouldn't let you call out sick