1. Tents are the WORST.
2. You can be eaten in your sleep
3. Wi-Fi is far, far away
4. You wake up earlier than you ever thought humanly possible.
5. You smell like Pig Pen
6. There will always be rain.
7. If you forget toilet paper, it’s Game Over
8. Poisonous plants everywhere
9. You can’t get away from bugs
10. Everything requires work
Camping is the worst way to spend a vacation. You end up doing a ton of work just to get some type of poisonous plant reaction covering your body and hope you don't get eaten in your sleep. If you want a real vacation, book a nice hotel on a beach somewhere. What's the worst that could happen, a shark attack? Still beats camping.