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    31 Things You'll Probably Love If You're A Total Weirdo

    Tiny hands are a necessary purchase, I won't hear otherwise.

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    1. An inflatable unicorn hat that'll make your cat incredibly grateful for having you as their Extremely Normal owner. No really, they love all the photoshoots. They're not secretly plotting at all.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Promising review: "My beauty-conscious cat is glad to be crowned with this unicorn horn right in middle of her head. Aesthetically one horn demands for another as I can’t help laughing, but my cat seems to love and appreciate this single addition to her head. She feels blessed with extraordinary power to scare people around by stabbing her horn. She acts as a fierce little tiger, manifesting power and spreading laughter in our entire home. She makes me love her with her cute looking new horn drumming in my legs. I guess it says it right, ‘Cats LOVE it’." —Majdia.Z

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

    2. A lucky pickle pin, because you wouldn't choose just anything to bring you good fortune. You ~relish~ the unordinary.

    The pickle enamel pin
    Scribble Berries / Etsy

    Everything in this Maine-based shop is hand-illustrated, and made to have a ~playful storybook~ feel! They make adorable pins, jewelry, mugs, and more!

    Promising review: "Not only was the pin as awesome as I had hoped, but when I had a problem with the delivery the seller was more than prompt with going back and forth with me and making sure I got my product! I’m more than happy with my purchase and my friend, who I got one for, also loves it! Thank you!" —Cara Rusconi

    Get it from Scribble Berries on Etsy for $7.

    3. A set of zombie ice pop molds for acknowledging you'll stop playing with your food in public when hell ~freezes~ over. *Cue weird zombie/munching noises*

    Reviewer holding a zombie ice pop
    amazon.com

    Promising review: "I have made many ice pops in these. The process is straightforward and simple. The ice pops can be easily pulled out of the silicone sleeves (may need to run the silicone under hot water for several seconds). The ice pops actually look like zombies!" —Jennifer Smith

    Get a pack of four from Amazon for $18.99+ (available in six styles).

    4. A pair of tiny hands so the rest of your body looks like it belongs to a giant. If you confidence suddenly *grows* exponentially, you know why.

    Reviewer's cat wearing the tiny hands
    amazon.com

    They come with optional holding sticks so you can stealthily control them — talk about a trick up your sleeve.

    Promising review: "I had the age-old issue where you're playing with your Tiny Hands, but when your actual hands are showing, people laugh at you like you're a walking pile of redundancy (hands on hands). Now, I can give tiny handed high-fives from my long sleeves with just the smaller hands showing, so I'm that much closer to reaching nirvana. These are great for laughs at the office, and keeping people entertained or breaking the ice during a meeting. I highly recommend this product, you won't regret it." —Nathan Carlton

    Get them from Amazon for $7.99.

    5. A tub of Elizavecca carbonated clay mask that'll help you create at LEAST 100 seconds on your Insta story with nothing but bubbly close-ups. You finally understand why people like selfies....this is why, right? ....Bubbles? 😳

    Amazon, amazon.com

    MY. BUBBLES. Aside from its great selfie potential, this is great for blackhead removal, exfoliating, and removing excess oil!

    Promising review: "This is my favorite mask ever! I am impatient and can't usually wait for other masks that take 20 minutes to dry (and I hate the drying, pulling feeling). I put this on while my shower is warming up and it starts bubbling immediately! It's easy to rinse off and leaves skin feeling extremely clean. My face is super smooth for at least two days after using it. I have large pores with lots of blackheads and sebum, and this definitely reduces the amount of visible blackheads. And I feel less oily. Great product! Great price!" —Abby

    Get it from Amazon for $9.40.

    To learn more, check out "This Bubble Face Mask Is $10, Will Give You Perfect Skin, And Make You LOL, You're Welcome."

    6. A plush loaf pillow, because this'll keep you ~toasty~ all night with your new cuddle buddy. Your partner may ask to move them, but little do they know...they shall soon be replaced. We always said the best way to our hearts is through our stomachs. Loaf understands.

    The winking bread loaf plush toy
    Amazon

    *Wink*

    Promising review: "This is the cutest thing in the whole world. When I am sad, I look at this loaf and find instant happiness. I never knew such joy could be found in a stuffed carb." —Torre Massie

    Get it from Amazon for $24.90.

    7. A lobster claw oven mitt for probably feeling like you're betraying your fellow lobsters when throwing them in the pot, but at least now your hand is properly protected from the heat. Whatever you need to tell yourself, Brutus.

    Reviewer's picture of the lobster oven mitt
    amazon.com

    Promising review: "Just what I was looking for. I wore these as part of a Zoidberg costume and they fit my large hands just fine. I also used them to take something out of the oven and they didn't disappoint." —ed luedke

    Get it from Amazon for $9.85+ (available in 12 styles).

    8. A corgi butt mousepad so you can make working all day feel a little less ruff. Not to mention, this good boy provides plush carpal tunnel prevention. I INSIST you call your family over to make nonstop butt jokes. Don't worry, they'll love it.

    The mousepad with a 3D, plush-looking corgi butt
    amazon.com

    Promising review: "I got this for my wife in her new office. She thought it was a little bit weird resting her hand on a dog butt, but said it's actually very comfortable on her wrist when she settles into the butt crack. Would buy this again." —Scott Anderson

    Get it from Amazon for $14.99+ (available in five styles).

    9. A matching pin set that'll let you and your best friend or S.O. show off just how in sync you always are — even if that leaves out the rest of the world. They'll never understand your secret language. GOOD.

    The two pins that look like two girls making funny faces
    Yayi Studio

    This is a wonderful small business that specializes in unique earrings, pins, keychains, stickers, and more! All of the designs are pretty darn cheerful and adorable — you can even make custom orders.

    Get it from Yayi Studio for $15.

    10. A Michael Scott dishwasher magnet because in this house, if you don't put the dishes away, the dementors will get you.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I mean, it's not the going to save the world, but if you like The Office and need a way to tell if the dishes are dirty or clean you'll be happy. Sometimes I find myself just staring at it throughout the day, even though the dishwasher is empty, just because of how beautiful it is. It comes with a stick-able piece of metal in case your dishwasher isn't magnetic. Also, it came with a second one so you're covered if the first one stops telling you the condition of your dishes. Anyway, I'm leaving to stare at it some more; maybe they'll have gotten washed!" —mike

    Get it from Amazon for $10.99.

    11. A pair of leaf scoops for making your neighbors go ~green~ with envy as you conquer your entire lawn in half the usual time. Don't let the power go to your head.

    Hands using the large leaf scoops
    Amazon

    Promising review: "I love these things. I wish I had them years ago. We live on a partially wooded lot and I have a lot of leaves to take care of. Getting the leaves out of the flower bed can be a bit tricky with a rake because it pulls and dislodges the young plants. I can use the gorilla hand to gently brush away the leaves and not harm the plant. Also I have rheumatoid arthritis and it's hard for me to hold anything with a traditional handle. These gorilla hands have the best design. I don't even have to hold the handle tightly. The design makes it easy to use the strength in my wrist and arms to help control the gorilla hand." —reliable consumer

    Get them from Amazon for $18.52.

    12. A Bawdy butt mask so Friday nights can always consist of this on your tush, "Bubble Butt" in the background, and a glass of chardonnay. It comes in three formulas to firm and illuminate, hydrate and tone, and rejuvenate 🍑.

    The butt mask
    Amazon

    Promising review (for the caffeine formula): "It definitely worked. It tingled a bit and my skin definitely felt smoother afterwards." —Anne

    Get them from Amazon: the caffeine, collagen, and marine algae formulas for $9.95 each, listed separately.

    13. A pair of fashionable dog goggles that'll make your fur child look like the coolest kid in town — blending in isn't for either of you. Not to mention, they'll be the envy of all other pups now that they can stick their head out the window without any eye irritation.

    Reviewer's dog wearing the goggles while leaning out the car window
    amazon.com

    They're windproof, anti-UV and debris, and waterproof.

    Promising review: "My dog loves to hang his head out of the window when we go driving, but I'm always concerned about his eyes when he does this. Shih Tzus have notorious dry eyes and other eye problems, so I wanted to keep him protected. It took our dog a while to get used to wearing these, and he's still not a total fan, but they do the job!" —D. Joslyn

    Get them from Amazon for $8.99+ (available in three styles).

    14. A T-Rex toilet paper holder, because normal bathrooms are simply for the weak. They wouldn't last a day in Jurassic Park. But you would.

    The T-Rex toilet paper roll holder
    Amazon

    Promising review: "I bought this as a gift. I was afraid it would look like plastic close up. I was relieved to find it looks just as good as the picture. It also comes well-packaged to prevent damage. My brother installed it right away and sent a picture to show me how much he likes it (he's 30). He has never sent me a picture of a present before. I'm pretty sure it his favorite gift from me." —Catherine BF

    Get it from Amazon for $32.90 (available in six styles).

    15. A pair of prism glasses for reading and watching TV without ever lifting your head, while the rest of the world cranes their necks. It's also an incredible fashion choice, if I do say so myself.

    Reviewer wearing the glasses with downward prism lenses
    amazon.com

    Promising review: "I didn't know what I was missing until I used this. My life is now complete. If you enjoy comfort and lazy binge-watching and don't care how ridiculous you look wearing these, then you have found nirvana. My glasses fit in these just fine. Takes a minute to get used to, then it becomes your reason to live. Expect people to laugh at you, but forgive them for they know not what they are missing." —Michael Boyd

    Get them from Amazon for $12.99.

    16. Crafting with Cat Hair, a wonderful guide to your favorite new hobby, so you can make gorgeous gifts made of cat hair for all of your friends and family. I mean, you might get too excited and keep them for yourself. But that's the risk, I suppose.

    The book
    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $12.38, Bookshop for $13.75, or find it at your local library.

    17. A snuggly cocoon that'll help you feel perfectly swaddled while watching SVU all weekend until it's suddenly Monday. The best part: you can walk around the house and scare the heck out of your family with its...unique...design.

    Model in the blanket that fits like cocoon with two legs but no arm room
    Amazon

    Promising review: "FINALLY!!! An easy way to stay warm with no hassle. It goes with you when you have to get up and stays out of your way so you can actually function. No more messy blankets everywhere, no need for bulky robes. Cocoonsie makes life easier. And it’s fun to wear. Love it." —dwwoof

    Get it from Amazon for $39.99 (available in sizes XS–L and four colors).

    18. A zombie face mask, because this'll bring ~life~ back to tired, dull complexions, clear breakouts, tighten pores, minimize fine lines, and deeply moisturize dry skin. But the main reason you'll wear this is so you can walk around your house, groaning like a zombie. Obviously.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "I have never written a review before, but I am compelled to do so now. I had tiny bumps all over my skin, especially my forehead. My skin NEVER felt smooth, even with the prescriptions I was given to help with these tiny bumps. I had bad, bad rosacea. So bad that it was actually causing my cheeks to have what appeared to be thickening skin. My pores were huge and getting bigger day by day. The results from my first box of this mask were so amazing, I decided to use my second box every day. Even more amazing results. EVERY SINGLE THING LISTED ABOVE NO LONGER EXISTS!!!! I moisturize deeply after rinsing and my face looks absolutely amazing. My face did not even look like this at 30." —Amazon Customer

    Get a pack of eight from Amazon for $29.96 (available in four other formulas).

    19. A cauldron egg cup holder with an included broom spoon for properly showing off your breakfast after ~toiling~ over it all morning. Is this not what every family's spread looks like?

    The mini cauldron egg cup holder
    instagram.com

    If you love all things spooky, this small business is perfect for you! They have apparel, home decor, and accessories that'll help add to your ~aesthetic~. They also make one of the comfiest-looking dog beds I've ever seen.

    Get it from 4 Luv Designs for $7.76 each.

    20. A set of wine condoms so you can add a little *excitement* to regular nights in. Sure, they help extend the life of already-opened bottles of wine, but the real lesson here is you should always use protection when it comes to vino.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I got these as a gift for a family member who is a 'wine aficionado' partly for a laugh, but also for their great concept. When she opened them I did get a huge laugh, but once she realized what they were and the concept she was amazed and I have received confirmation from her that they work wonders and truly provide an airtight seal." —Thomas

    Get a pack of six from Amazon for $14.97.

    To learn more about this, check out "These Wine Condoms Mean You'll Never Waste A Half-Finished Bottle Again."

    21. And! A wine-stain preventing balm that'll let you drink your merlot without it leaving a mark. If the sight of you putting this on your lips and teeth rubs people the wrong way, just wait until their mouth is purple. WHO WILL BE LAUGHING THEN, I WONDER.

    Amazon

    It's plant-based and all-natural *and* won't interfere with the taste of your wine.

    Promising review: "So my teeth always stain when I drink red wine and I hate it. I read about this product in one of my magazines and thought I would give it a try, and I'm so happy I did. I just used it for an all-day wine tour and came out of that with white teeth. Hooray! The texture is nice and there isn't any flavor to interfere with your wine. The fact that it doubles as a lip balm is a bonus." —DDR777

    Get it from Amazon for $12.95.

    22. A set of knit kitty table leg protectors, because this'll probably make your roommate furious, but you know what they just don't understand ART.

    The cat paw table leg protectors
    Amazon

    Promising review: "These are totally adorable and hilarious, plus they protect your wood floors from scratches. I put them on all six of the chairs around our kitchen island and everyone who sees them loves them. The bonus, for me, is that they also greatly reduce the incredibly obnoxious sound made when teenagers can’t be bothered to lift a chair, and drag it instead." —J. Salzenstein

    Get a pack of 24 from Amazon for $12.99 (available in six colors).

    23. A high fiber cereal for seriously helping backed-up bowels, but also redefining breakfast of champions. Some people share photos of avocado toast. You share this.

    The Poop Like A Champion cereal
    Amazon

    It's also gluten-free! Each serving has about 16 grams of fiber so reviewers stress to only eat *one bowl* because this stuff does its job w e l l.

    Promising review: "I’m 29 and have struggled with constipation for the past four years. I’ve taken fiber supplements and tried to increase fiber in my diet. First, the taste is not bad. I just add some cinnamon and it tastes just fine. Secondly and more importantly, I had my first bowl yesterday morning and like everyone else, it took a day to have a bowel movement, but it was the most comfortable bowel movement I’ve had in four years. It just slid on out. I will be buying more of these boxes. Thank you for this product. I used to fear using the restroom for the pain it would cause but am much more optimistic now!" —Joshua Vance

    Get it from Amazon for $11.99.

    24. A Tony Moly hair nutrition pack so you can learn that there's truly nothing more glamorous than washing your hair with condiments. Ok, it's not REALLY mayonnaise, but it does use shea butter and macadamia seed oil to conquer frizz and damage to make your locks healthier and shiny.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    And it's vanilla-scented so you won't feel like you have mayo on your head. We're not Pam.

    Promising review: "I purchased this after reading the reviews on here. I recently had my already double processed and highlighted hair highlighted again, and the colorist way over processed and bleached my hair — it was so damaged and dry. I was practically crying. I was looking online to find a mask to help my poor hair recover. I have to say I've used so many different products and none have given instant results the way this has. I thought it smelled lovely like vanilla! I left it on for five minutes and my hair was so much better. I tried it again a week later and my hair keeps getting softer and more manageable. I would highly recommend this if you have damaged, dry hair." —GP

    Get it from Amazon for $16.

    25. A pair of Luna Lovegood sunglasses that'll let everyone know they're just as sane as you are. They just need to watch out for Nargles.

    Reviewer wearing the pink Luna Lovegood sunglasses
    amazon.com

    Promising review: "These are fabulous! I bought them to wear them as sunglasses at the grand opening of Hogsmeade at Universal Hollywood. They didn't disappoint. They were comfortable, adorable and I had no issues wearing them both days. I got loads of compliments. I highly recommend" —Meggymoo

    Get them from Amazon for $9.79.

    26. Wreck This Journal, an extra creative journal, because this'll let you finally unleash ALL of your imagination without holding back. It just wants you to make an absolute mess in the best ways possible, like taking it with you in the shower, glueing your hair onto a page (yep), and really anything else you want to throw at it — literally.

    Penguin Publishing Group

    Get it from Amazon for $12 or Bookshop for $13.80.

    To learn more, check out "Not Gonna Lie, This Is Probably The Coolest Journal You’ll Ever See.

    27. A burrito blanket for watching Chopped in absolute style. I'm not sure why people yell at the TV while watching football, but I do know that if someone uses the ice cream machine I am going to LOSE IT.

    Reviewer swaddled in the burrito blanket
    amazon.com

    Promising review: "I never write reviews but thought I should after buying this funny tortilla blanket! I'm very surprised. It's a lightweight blanket that's still very fluffy and super cozy. I think it's perfect. I washed it and it's still super soft. No pilling, but I washed and dried it alone. It's holding up well, both in feel and in shape. The trim is sewed on well, so no problem there either. This is the BEST purchase I have ever made. I’m recommending this to everyone I know!" —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $17.99+ (available in four sizes and eight styles).

    28. A reversible, sequined pillow so you can not only add some extremely sophisticated decor to your living room, but always remember the importance of CPR. "Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive. Stayin' alive."

    amazon.com

    This'll also bring up some very interesting Silence of the Lambs trivia whenever you have guests. They'll love it. I actually gave this as a gift for my equally Office-obsessed roommate at the time (you'll also need a pillow insert), and we loved it. I never got tired of playing with its sequins, which turned out to be surprisingly good quality. It was, without a doubt, the chicest part of our apartment.

    Promising review: "Oh my gosh, this pillow is so hilarious and beautiful. Please buy this if you love The Office and want to giggle every day." —Katie Goncalves

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99 (available in five colors and two styles).

    29. A soft sleep mask that'll show your partner what you meant when you said you're "an animal in bed." If they're disappointed, they're just not the one.

    The sleep masks in multiple animal face designs, like pug, tiger, and cat
    Amazon

    Promising review: "This is a great sleeping eye mask. It's adjustable to fit snugly on your head and face. It blocks light and allows you to sleep in total darkness. Great price and good quality." —L. Shehab

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99+ (available in 13 styles).

    30. A set of cat butt magnets, because these'll prove you have purrfect taste in decor. Anyone who isn't ~feline~ this is just plain wrong.

    Reviewer's picture of the cat butt magnets
    amazon.com

    Promising review: "I bought these to cheer me up during the pandemic. I put them on the refrigerator and they make me smile every time I walk by. Silly but a lot of fun. They will hold notes, but probably not items like utensils or pot holders." —oregps

    Get a pack of six from Amazon for $17 (available in five styles).

    31. A folding umbrella hat for turning heads in all the best ways. I can't think of anything more satisfying than walking through the rain without the need to hold your umbrella...everyone staring is just jealous.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    Just think of all the things you can carry now — so much food. It has a wrist strap and can be collapsed into a travel-sized umbrella!

    Promising review: "So I bought this thing, giggling the ENTIRE time, thinking it was going to be the funniest thing ever as a gag for my husband. Turns out, it's extremely durable and handy and he's used the crap out of it! It folds up quite small. There's a band that fits on your head and a chin strap in case it's wild and windy outside so it doesn't fly away. Every time it rains he finds a reason to slap this thing on so he can go outside in it! Guess what all of our friends are getting as gifts this year? Yup. This jewel!" —C Tucker

    Get it from Amazon for $7+ (available in three styles).

    KEEP DOING YOU, MY FRIENDS!!! 🌈🌈🌈

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