1. A tricked-out pool for a splash in a flash.
2. A literal trampoline waterpark attachment to really make your own childhood dreams come true.
3. A game of cactoss (if flying metal horseshoes plus children doesn't have a nice *ring* to it).
4. A patch of flowers so both you and your kid can have an afternoon spritzer.
5. An inflatable bouncer for a *crash course* in sumo wrestling.
6. An inflatable soccer field, because building a stadium might take a little longer than the summer.
7. A group of balloons that fill 100 at a time for a battle you've waited for your whole life.
8. A larger-than-life drawing stick if your kid walks the walk and chalks the chalk.
9. A blow-up waterslide to save your budget from going down a slippery slope.
10. A gaping fish who'll gargle your baby, but in a good way.
11. A Rocky Mountain River Race... without the long car ride to an amusement park.
12. A glow-in-the-dark game of capture the flag so the party doesn't have to stop once the sun goes down.
13. A floating basketball hoop for a big ~swam dunk~.
14. An ice cream truck that you and your tyke don't have to run after.
15. A classic see-saw, because ain't no good days like the old days.
16. A monster swing with enough support for the whole litter.
17. A princess play tent so your majesty can reign over her land properly.
18. A pool volleyball net that saves the soft serve for the ice cream man.
19. A 12-foot parachute as the simplest solution to entertaining the kids for hours.
20. A towering T-Rex who thankfully does not have a taste for children.
21. A shaded pool with a mister so scorching summer days don't slow you down.
22. A giant wand and mix for bubbles larger than your own children.
23. A swirling sprinkler that'll send your kids twirling.
24. A couple of UFOs as a super-galactic battle without NASA's budget.
25. A water arcade without any required tickets or creepy life-size rodent (here's looking at you, Chucky).
26. A mini rollercoaster for your little adventurer's ride of their young life.
