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    This $10 Spray Is The Answer To Your Pooping Anxiety

    Your new ~number two~ won't take any crap with Unicorn Gold bathroom spray!

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    Let's face it: sometimes you just can't hold it in!


    Lucky for us there's Squatty Potty Unicorn Toilet Spray ($9.99 on Amazon) to ~cover our tracks~ after the deed is done. There's no shame in pooping (we all do it) but sometimes....ya just want the evidence gone.

    Promising review: "This spray will save your reputation! I've tried Poo Pourri before, but it smells like someone took a dump in a bowl of fruit loops! With this, all I smell is a nice subtle nature smell without even a hint of poop. Amazing product!" β€”Ali

    Yes, that's right, these were created by the pooping experts behind the legendary Squatty Potty! You know, the stool that's helped about 6,117 five-star reviewers to do the number two more...efficiently? Who better to trust?!

    It comes in five *refreshing* scents: citrus squeeze, fruity booty, mystic forest, pinch of vanilla, and tropical dropsical. So basically anyone who goes in after you will be like:

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    In a totally non-creepy way!

    Need proof? It already has 1,079 five-star reviews and a 4.3 average star rating on Amazon!

    Promising review: "Writing about a poop spray is a first for me, butt it works extremely well." β€”Jaireme

    This doesn't just *lightly mask* the scent: the formula is a blend of essential oils and real gold nanoparticles to trap odors above and beneath the toilet water and actually deodorize the room.

    Promising review: "I used to be a Poo-Pourri user, but the bathroom always ended up smelling like perfume with an underlying odor of poo. Unicorn Gold actually covers the smell β€” which, for a family that shares one bathroom β€” is amazing." β€”Whit

    You just spritz it before (if you forget, after works too) your number two and you're good to go!

    Promising review: "That awkward moment when you drop a deuce in the office bathroom and the receptionist walks in and tells you how good it smells in there. Yes friends, this actually happened. I'm a frequent user of Unicorn Gold Frooty Booty, always using those five sprays in the loo before making the poo. It starts working the magic before you even drop the deuce in the pool. I even have the office staff's endorsement. But Amazon, between you and me, I will never be able to tell them what that delightful smell really is." β€”scorpizious

    Did I mention it's good for up to ~200~ trips to the loo?! That's a lot of, um, sessions.

    Promising review: "I love this stuff. This is the third bottle that I own (not because I use them up like crazy, I just wanted to try all the different scents). It really works. If you forget to spray before you go, you can do it after, and I have found that it is just as effective at controlling the smells. These smell great. My personal favorite is the vanilla one. Now I'm not terrified to use the bathroom when I'm in a public place. Awesome!" β€”seredaaddams

    Those with a fear of public restrooms can finally feel relieved when it's time to do their bidding. No one will ever know.

    Promising review: "Unicorn Gold may have spared the office an ugly confrontation. The poo fumes of a coworker were hindering the ability of another to do her job. Other brands were not up to this task, and tensions were running high. Thank you Squatty Potty!" β€”PitKristy

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99 (available in five scents).

    Now let's get back to doing what we love:


    The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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