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    Updated on Jan 29, 2019. Posted on Jan 24, 2018

    27 Things You Need If You Live And Breathe Drama

    Me coming out of the womb: "I'm not here to make friends."

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    1. A two-way headphone adapter so you and your best friend can watch your S.O. Snapchat from the club while trying to pinpoint every single person in the background.

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    "I just think it's funny how there was that girl you saw one time ten feet away from you in the background. Did you talk to her? Didyoudidyoudidyou?"

    Promising review: "Works well when we travel on a plane and we watch a movie together on my tablet. We can both use our earphones at the same time. I like that you can adjust the volume on either side of the splitter, as I listen to mine much louder than she does." —cloudman

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

    2. A Kermit baseball cap for when you're just minding your business, but not for nothing, Susan from the second grade deserved to only get 10 likes on her Insta after not inviting you to her birthday party.

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    Get it from Amazon for $9.99. Available in four colors.

    3. A social media party game that'll really get your night going when you need to text your ex that you're thinking of selling your feet online.

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    Players take turns challenging each other with a combination of two cards: "where" (i.e. "Post on Facebook) and "what" (i.e. "Grandpa really fills out those khakis"). The player to collect the most cards by completing the dares wins!

    Promising review: "THIS GAME IS CRAZYYY!!!! We played this game with family and friends but we had so much fun. I definitely was embarrassed to text someone I haven't spoken to in a while but it was all fun and jokes. We thought we might have to edit some of the challenges but they actually weren't too bad. This was a great ice breaker and a good way to get all the laughs out. Perfect for big groups." —jazmine

    Get it from BuzzFeed's Social Sabotage from Jet or Walmart for $24.97.

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    4. A DIY burn book to admit it was you who made out with a hot dog — and you would do it again; they're delicious.

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    It has Mean Girls quotes throughout!!!

    Promising review: "It has all of the best quotes and it looks like the one in the movie! I love it!" —Danyale M. Polk

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

    5. A trio of personalized bottles of wine — each label can be dedicated to the reasons you and your friends need a wine night. A bottle of "I Accidentally Swiped Right On My Ex," anyone?

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    You get three bottles of wine (just choose which kind you prefer), as well as a customized message on the label. They're delivered right to your door because leaving your house is hard. Also, shipping is already included! ~Cheers~.

    Get three bottles from BuzzFeed's Wordy Wines shop for $49.99. Available in red, rose, and white, each in 750ML bottles.

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    6. A pair of tiered flare pants for guaranteed attention every time you walk into the room. Yes hello, I am here, and I come with receipts.

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    Get them from Forever 21 for $35 (available in sizes 1X–3X).

    7. A lipstick-sized portable charger that'll ~back you up~ when you need to whip your phone out to present exhibits A, B, and C of how you know your sister wore your foundation without asking.

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    This baby recharges in three to four hours (you will survive until then). It adds over one full charge (about 14 hours of talk time) to an iPhone 6, almost one full charge to a Galaxy S6, or one full charge to most other phones. AND it comes with a travel pouch to protect your beloved.

    Promising review: "Best portable phone charger I've ever had! I love that it has its own case to travel with that keeps it nice, and I would say it has two full charges on it. I took it along to a amusement park and we both were able to charge our phones full one time each. I like that it has an on button to charge so it won't waste any charge ever. Ten stars!!" —Mel Troy

    Get it from Amazon for $19.99 (available in four colors).

    8. An electric kettle to get the tea ready before everyone's interest grows cold.

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    It automatically shuts off so your kitchen doesn't burn down and has a lovely blue LED light when boiling. Plus, it has a stay-cool handle because your hand is valuable!!

    Promising review: "Amazingly quick boiling time, even when it's full! I'm barely done setting out the tea mugs, tea bags, honey, and milk, and the water has already boiled. When it gets crusty, I just boil water with vinegar and it's sparkling new again. The color adds a nice pop in my black and white kitchen. It's also a lot more energy efficient than the ones that run all the time." —Love to shop online

    Get it from Amazon for $19.99 (available in eight colors).

    9. A polarizing earring set so people are prepared for your constant mood swings (mainly while reading emails).

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    Get them from ModCloth for $25.

    10. A set of glass screen protectors, because a broken phone *shatters* even the juiciest screenshots.

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    These pups have 99.9% transparency (they're only .3mm thick) for a perfectly clear view of every screenshot. Not to mention they're highly durable, scratch-resistant, and topped with oleophobic coating to reduce fingerprints. They're specifically designed for iPhone 8, 7, 6S, and 6. Also, they come with wet and dry wipes!

    Promising review: "This screen protector is a great product. It doesn't interfere with the touchscreen at all, it's easy to install, subtle, and also has protected my case from a bad fall that should have shattered the glass but instead shattered the screen protector glass. My iPhone survived without a scratch. AND it comes with two in a pack so I had another one to install right after it happened! Everyone should get this." —Seyi

    Get a two-pack from Amazon for $7.99.

    11. An Amazon FireTV stick that'll give you access to over 500,000 movies and TV episodes —tldr, you can watch every single episode of Scandal and Empire until your eyes fall out.

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    Channels, apps, and Alexa skills include Netflix, Hulu, HBO NOW, YouTube, Amazon Video, NBC, WatchESPN, Disney, and more. Simply say, “Play Game of Thrones” or “Launch Netflix” and Alexa will respond instantly. Plus, play music, find movie show times, order a pizza, and more — just ask. Cable and satellite not required because cable is t r a s h.


    Promising review
    : "We have two of these sticks in our home so far, and we are extremely pleased with them. Eliminating cable and streaming instead has been life-altering in an amazing way for us, in our family of four. By far, I would rate this the greatest (and most used) gadget we have purchased." —V. McAuliffe

    Get it from Amazon for $39.99.

    12. A plush matte lipstick from the ~Queen of Shade~ Rihanna to shock everyone without giving any lip.

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    Promising review: "The color is so unique and the formula is amazing. It is super-pigmented, soft, and creamy. You don’t even need a liner. I wish they had more wearable colors. Btw, the packing is so sleek and elegant, I love it. It feels luxurious." —Maaliinaa

    Get it from Sephora for $18 (available in 14 colors).

    13. A shit list pad so you can keep track of every single coworker who has wronged you. I'm looking at you, Ben, who took the last cookie.

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    Promising review: "This is a 'can't miss' joke gift for anyone with a sense of humor! I bought this for my best friend for her birthday — they were making a lot of changes at her job and everything and everyone was driving her crazy. She would call me just about every day to vent her frustrations and when I saw this while surfing Amazon, I couldn't pass it up. When she opened it she nearly fell off the chair laughing, mission accomplished!! She said she took it to work to keep in her desk and when things start getting under her skin, she looks at it, laughs, and the day goes better." —Happy Gal

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

    14. A glimmering backless bodysuit for upstaging Becky with the good hair the next time you're both at the same bar.

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    Get it from Nasty Gal for $38 (available in sizes 2—8).

    15. A lightweight 3D VR headset that'll save you from any drama-free slumps in your own life. Now you're right next to Viola Davis as she facilitates the next murder.

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    It fits for iPhone, Samsung, Android phones, and Windows phones with a screen size of four inches to six inches. Use it to watch movies, play games, or whatever the heck else you youths stream from your phone.

    Promising review: "Great for movies! They are super easy to use and I was surprised how comfortable they are to wear. The picture is clear and they provide an awesome 360-degree entertainment experience for watching movies." —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99+ (available in six styles).

    16. A wine bottle glass to skip the formalities after you learn your second cousin's niece's son just dropped out of school.

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    Promising review: "This Guzzle Buddy is so much fun; it makes drinking wine so much easier without having to constantly refill my glass. A novelty item that is easy to use and practical! I want another one for white wine." —emperorsam

    Get it from Amazon for $21.99.

    17. A snake pendant necklace, because you're still not over Snapgate 2016. Keep 👏 your 👏 receipts 👏 people.

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    Promising review: "This necklace is absolutely breathtaking. It's so gorgeous and well made. It's so dainty and looks stunning. My sisters can't believe the stares they get every time they wear it. Shopping on Amazon is the best and smartest thing I have done!" —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $7.60. Also available in gold.

    18. A game of Most Likely To that'll offer free entertainment when you can finally tell Jennifer to stop pronouncing Barcelona as Barthelona.

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    Each round a card is drawn and the group decides who in the group would be most likely to, say, have a 20-minute conversation with Siri (I mean me, but ok). First a player declares themselves the judge and reads a card aloud. Each person then says who in the group should be tagged with this card and why. The first person with seven cards loses. After that hopefully everyone remains friends!

    Promising review: "Love this game so much! My friends and I always have the best time playing! Its great to whip it out if you ever need something fun to do with your fiends or to get to know some people better!" —ispendallmymoney

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $16 or Target for $15.99.

    19. A pair of oversized cat-eye sunglasses to subtly watch the couple down the block fight without them noticing.

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    "You know, I really see her point, Henry." "I'm sorry who are you?"

    Promising review: "At the moment, I cannot afford the similar Dior glasses that these resemble. So I'll be content with the next best thing: these babies! The quality of these glasses is OUTSTANDING. I own a few expensive pairs of glasses, but mostly I buy affordable, trendy glasses because, well, they're affordable, fashionable, and give you versatility. Let me just say though, the quality of these glasses — I can't get over. They are well-made, sturdy, do NOT feel flimsy AT ALL, and look fabulous on. I want them in every color!" —Samantha Leigh

    Get them from Amazon for $11.99. Available in 12 colors.

    20. A collapsible microwave popcorn popper so you're all set when you hear the neighbors start to argue. Last week Sarah won, will Tom be the champion this time around?

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    Promising review: "It's different from any popcorn popper we have ever owned — but it's far superior to any popcorn popper we have ever owned. It stores with little space, is lightweight, does a great job of popping corn, and is easy to clean. Can't think of one negative thing to say about it except, why were you not available when we bought our first microwave oven? Oh well, we will enjoy it from now on." —exlawman2

    Get it from Amazon for $16.99.

    21. A glitter highlighter with rainbow hues for cheeks, lips, and eyes, because your makeup needs to be full-watt on your next Bumble date — they should know right off the bat you like things a little extra.

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    Promising review: "Love this! Super galactic looking! I put this on my cheeks as highlighter and apply some all over my eyelids. It looks so pretty and lasts all day!" —draculasmermaid

    Get it from Sephora for $30.

    22. A 23andme DNA test to dig up shocking buried secrets in your family's ancestral history.

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    All you have to do is provide a saliva sample using the simple at-home kit and send it back. Then the results are ready in about six to eight weeks!

    Promising Review: "Just six months into researching my father's DNA, I found my grandfather's family and figured out who he really was. I wanted to ensure that my information was correct and so I contacted the daughters to the man I believed to be my grandfather's brother and offered to test them both. Their test results confirmed they were indeed our first cousins. I have since been in contact with close and distant family via this newly discovered paternal side and even obtained a copy of my grandfather's family surname book. His absence was even recorded in the book! I solved an 83+ year mystery and gained a family I longed my entire life to know about. I cannot be more thankful that these tests are available and that it gives us such ability to solve things that seem impossible." —Coastal Girl

    Get it from Amazon for $99.

    23. A bold faux fur coat so you're dressed to telenovela levels as you watch Doña Teresa try to ruin Julio and Alicia's relationship. But I'm sorry — look at Julio, who is leaving him?

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    Am I the only one who's still not over Gran Hotel?? Come back without Belén.

    Get it from Nasty Gal for $105 (originally $190, available in sizes S–L).

    24. A gold Rubik's cube–style puzzle for a high-stakes competition against your friend — unless you're losing, in which case it's just a game.

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    To make it harder all the cubes are different shapes!! Good luck with that.

    Promising review: "They came with a greatly protected package and were kind of a sandy smooth feeling when turned — so satisfying. This is a good beginner's shape shifter because it solves like a normal 3x3/2x2 so it wasn't hard to find out how to solve." —Jonathen Santos

    Get it from Amazon for $7.99.

    25. An honest sweatshirt that'll be fitting when you convince your brother that he SHOULD stalk his new crush's Instagram all the way back to 2012.

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    Get it from Jac Vanek for $79 (available in sizes S–XL).

    26. A pair of blunt socks to wear while yelling at the Property Brothers to just sell the damn house, already.

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    Get them from ModCloth for $15.

    27. And an iconic sticker so your laptop always reflects your two moods: judgmental or chaos (yes, that is a mood).

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    Get them from on Red Bubble: Kris for $3.21 and Kim for $3.78.

    Let us never forget this moment in history:

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    The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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