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24 Must-Haves For People Who Pretty Much Spend Their Lives In The Bathroom

Now you'll never have to leave again. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.

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1. An iPad mount stand so you can watch your number one show while doing number two.

Promising Review: "My fiancé laughed when he saw this, but he's using it. It is easy to put on and take off the tablet, too." —happymomof4

Get it on Amazon for $42.99.

2. Some LED tea lights so you don't accidentally set yourself on fire while trying to relax.

Promising Review: "These last forever! I love using these in the place of candlelight because they are safe and very handy. It doesn't get any easier." —Jeremy Estes

Get a set of 10 on Amazon for $9.99.

3. A toilet paper wall mount with a built-in shelf to make your daily Instagram sleuthing that much easier.

Promising Review: "Got this for a friend who conducts 'business' while in the bathroom. Now he has a place to put his phone, so it doesn't fall down into the sink or on the floor!" —PJD

Get it on Amazon for $11.99.


7. A waterproof notepad to jot down strokes of genius or just a half-hearted doodle.

Promising Review: "Bought these for my novelist fiancé. He always has brilliant ideas in the shower. Now he can finally write them down! It works like a dream. Clings to the shower wall well, and the pencil writes smoothly." —HethMe

Get it on Amazon for $7.75.


8. A luxurious bathtub tray because what is a bath without snacks, drinks, your iPad, and probably more snacks?

Promising Review: "This stretches across my large bathtub without a problem! It's great for holding up my tablet, and has a place to rest my glass while taking a bath. Great quality material, and I'm sure it will last for quite some time." —T. Thumb

Get it on Amazon for $39.97.

10. A waterproof speaker if you need to jam to Beyonce, water bill be damned.

Promising Review: "These waterproof speakers are amazing! I did try it in the shower, and it stays stuck to the shower wall the entire time and I can hear it perfectly over the water. I can skip songs without needing to touch my phone. The sound is clear even with the volume up high and I love that the volume is controlled by the volume on my phone so I don't have to walk over to it." —Shelley_

Get it on Amazon for $16.99.


12. A magnifying vanity mirror for the person who spends hours perfecting the impossible winged eyeliner.

Promising Review: "I've never been apple to tweeze my eyebrows so effectively!! The suction cup is heavy duty. Big enough to do my makeup." —Gabrielle Brugato

Get it on Amazon for $14.97.

13. A potty piano that Mozart would have definitely used while composing some ~potent~ music.

Promising Review: "Works great! It's sensitive, so you don't have to push hard, and it cracks us up every time someone goes into the bathroom!" —Amazon Customer

Get it on Amazon for $19.99.

14. A suction wine/beer can holder because you are an adult, and can drink in the shower if you want.

Promising Review: "It works perfectly, and it's nice to have a safe place to set my glass of wine while relaxing in the tub. The hold with the suction cup is great, and I haven't lost a glass of wine yet." —Heather Roper

Get it on Amazon for $13.95 (available in six colors).

15. An aromatherapy oil diffuser to find your inner peace in your tiled zen garden.

Promising Review: "I started using this the day it arrived, and have not stopped since. I have used many different oils, depending on my mood. I love it. The light is subdued and pleasant." —Cooper's Mom

Get it on Amazon for $16.95.


16. A shower head that can condition, moisturize, and even release aromatherapeutic minerals to transport you to a spa without the price tag.

Promising Review: "My husband and I love this!! Boy is our shower so much better! I love the soft water cartridge and the aromatherapy cartridge." —Kathy Hasty

Get it on Amazon for $19.59.

17. A game of golf if you want to practice your swing off the course. Just be sure to stay safely on the toilet.

Promising Review: "Hilarious gift for my husband. He is always complaining about how hard putting is and always in the bathroom! He loves it!" —Erin M Biggs

Get it on Amazon for $9.99.

18. A curved shower rod for a more spacious retreat.

Promising Review: "It makes my shower feel much roomier, and is sturdy, even with my three-year-old pulling at it. I put it in myself, and the process was very easy." —ShelbyT

Get it on Amazon for $31.99 (available in three finishes).


20. A towel warmer because leaving hot water for freezing air is too much to handle.

Promising Review: "We use this every morning and love it. Compact enough to fit in the corner behind the door, great timer function, safe, and attractive. It works very well, heating two large bath towels through and through, so it makes getting out of the shower feel luxurious." —Charlene K.

Get it on Amazon for $92.95.

21. A non-slip pillow so you don't bang your head on porcelain.

Promising Review: "I've used a lot of bath pillows over the years, and this is by far my favorite. It's very robust, and the suction cups are strong and don't slide around." —Gary

Get it on Amazon for $15.99 (available in two sizes).

22. A guide to bathroom yoga if you're flexible about how you *release energy*.

Promising Review: "I absolutely love it — the illustrations of the positions are beautiful, simple, and non-graphic (despite what they are of!). The text is humorous, and the meditational advice looks sound." —IndigoMontez

Get it for $9.89.

23. A drain cover to bring the water and your happiness to the brim.

Promising Review: "Works exactly as advertised! Was able to fill up my bathtub much higher and did not have any problems. No leaking, and the suction cups work great once you run them under some warm water." —Corinne

Get it on Amazon for $8.59.


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