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26 Things For People Who Pretty Much Enjoy Eating More Than Any Other Activity On Earth

This is not a drill, people. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.

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1. A gift sent from the heavens so you can enjoy cookie shots from the comfort of your own home.

amazon.com

Promising review: "Very happy, works great." β€”Amazon Customer

Get it on Amazon for $20.38.

2. A bacon-loving piggie who just realized his own kind's deliciousness.

williams-sonoma.com

Promising Review: "Just love this cheerful guy. Used him this morning for the first time β€” really long, thick bacon did not curl up and cooked perfectly." β€”IloveNY4ever

Get it on Willams-Sonoma for $15.

3. A fancy cheese melter for a romantic evening with you and your snacks.

amazon.com

Promising Review: "Love making homemade crackers and melting some lovely cheese on it without a disgusting microwave." β€”Amazon Customer

Get it on Amazon for $28.99.

4. A sushi kit for impressing the heck out of both yourself and your guests.

amazon.com

Promising Review: "Made sushi for the first time last night, and it was awesome!!! This thing is so easy!! My guests and husband were all amazed!" β€”Beach Mom

Get it on Amazon for $26.95.

5. An egg poacher to kiss overpriced brunches goodbye.

amazon.com

Promising Review: "I absolutely love this egg poacher! Last Sunday, I made three beautiful poached eggs in this poacher, and enjoyed them over a delicious, warm corn muffin. How delightful my leisurely Sunday breakfast was!" β€”Rajnoma

Get it on Amazon for $23.40.

6. An Italian tomato press because store-bought sauce doesn't cut it anymore.

williams-sonoma.com

Promising Review: "If you make tomato sauce or jelly, this product is for you. I save hours of time with this press: no peeling or seeding. It gets done with the turn of a handle." β€”lilamaxwell

Get it on Williams-Sonoma for $39.95.

7. A cookbook from the Queen of the Hamptons that'll tell you to get out the good vanilla.

crownpublishing.com

STORE-BOUGHT IS NOT FINE.

Promising Review: "Any cookbook by Ina is absolutely aces for one simple reason: If you absolutely follow her directions, you will have a successful dish for yourself and your guests β€” no slip ups! You may proceed with confidence!" β€”Fred P.

Get a hardcover on Amazon for $22.05 (also available in Kindle for $18.99).

8. A breakfast sandwich maker so every morning is off to a glorious start.

amazon.com

Promising Review: "I've been using this breakfast sandwich maker for over a year, and I really do love it. Whenever family or friends visit, they all ask me for breakfast sandwiches the next morning because they know how great they are." β€”Daniel C. Hatfield

Get it on Amazon for $22.72 (available in three colors).

9. A pasta machine for homemade spaghetti, because that's amore.

williams-sonoma.com

Promising Review: "Although we like to cook, we've never attempted fresh pasta before. The dough rolled out very well, and we actually felt like we knew what we were doing." β€”JoeyJamie

Get it on Williams-Sonoma for $79.95 (available in two colors).

10. A pizza maker if the delivery man is wrongly starting to judge.

amazon.com

Promising Review: "I make pizzas using a store-bought crust and my favorite marinara sauce. The results are as good as a pizzeria. If you like pizza, this is a must for your kitchen." β€”Sholem Epstein

Get it on Amazon for $30.10.

11. A mouthwatering list of all the best foods to try before you kick the bucket.

amazon.com

Promising Review: "I cannot stay away from it. I keep going back for more and more delights. Throughout the whole book, that loving passion of food of [the author's] shines and permeates the entire masterpiece." β€”RL

Get it in paperback on Amazon for $14.27 (available on Kindle for $9.99 and library binding for $39.08).

12. An ice cream maker so you can stop running after the ice cream truck.

amazon.com

Promising Review: "Very easy to use and clean. Ice cream in 20 minutes." Kristy Nelson

Get it on Amazon for $44.99.

13. A DIY ravioli kit that'll transport you to Italy, where an Italian lover may or may not be waiting for you.

uncommongoods.com

Promising Review: "A totally unique gift." β€”grammie Liz

Get it on Uncommon Goods for $30.

14. A vegetable spiralizer set for the healthy food connoisseur.

amazon.com

Promising Review: "This Premium Slicer is A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!! I use it almost every day. There are so many veggies and fruits that work well with this slicer." β€”SwingHead's Wife

Get it on Amazon for $10.97.

15. A mini Le Creuset casserole if you know you are too good for microwavable bowls.

amazon.com

Promising Review: "This cocotte is fun to use. I use them for eggs in cocotte, soufflΓ©s, pot pies, single-serving desserts, and whatever else I can reasonably fit in them." β€”emoKid

Get it on Amazon for $26+ (available in 12 colors).

16. A set of egg rings because every morning should start sunny side up.

williams-sonoma.com

Promising Review: "Who would have thought that I needed these so badly! Every morning I make our copycat low calorie Egg McMuffins! Under 240 calories in less than 10 minutes! Fabulous!!" β€”MsCandy

Get a set of four on Williams-Sonoma for $19.95.

17. A cast-iron skillet that can do anything depending on the time of day: sautΓ©, sear, fry, bake, and stir fry.

amazon.com

If you have pie for dinner, I will not tell. Because I did, too.

Promising Review: "I have owned these pans for several months, and these are the only pans I cook in now. They really hold the heat, and they really are non-stick, especially if you season them." β€”Lisa A. Hawkins

Get it on Amazon for $15.99.

18. A cake pop machine so you don't have to buy a coffee for an excuse for one of these, anymore.

amazon.com

Promising Review: "This mini cake pop maker is a life saver! I used to make cake pops the traditional way with crumbled cake and frosting, but that whole process took far too much time. With this machine, I don't have to worry about the consistency of the cake pop and the frosting." β€”CnK

Get a 12-pop maker on Amazon for $19.99 (also available in a nine-pop maker).

19. A bread maker to bring carbo-loading to all new heights.

amazon.com

Promising Review: "I was so excited to receive my bread maker, but I didn't realize that I would love it this much. It's easy to use and cleans up easily. I'm averaging two to three loaves a week, and they have all been perfect." β€”Denise

Get it on Amazon for $97.

20. An avocado tree for you to grow as the biggest known commitment to avocado toast.

amazon.com

Promising Review: "I've tried numerous times to germinate an avocado seed. I've used this seed bowl and finally have one growing!" β€”Leslie M. Edwards

Get it on Amazon for $10.95+ (available in eight colors and combinations).

21. A clear view toaster if burnt toast scorches your heart.

amazon.com

Promising Review: "Nice toaster, will not burn your toast no matter how high you turn it up." β€”madrussian

Get it on Amazon for $34.11+ (available in three colors).

22. A slow cooker that has been tested and proven to work well ~under pressure~.

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Promising Review: "There are so many people who say they can't cook, but I swear I'm on a whole new level of not being able to cook. This little appliance helps expand our menu, and I have learned to do so much with it."β€”Aundrea

Get it on Amazon for $99.95+ (available in three sizes).

23. A gourmet oil-dipping spice kit in case bread wasn't delicious enough on its own.

uncommongoods.com

Promising Review: "My sister, the gourmet, loved this as a gift. She is into the Mediterranean diet, and found the dipping oils to be right up her alley." β€”Sister Sandra

Get it on Uncommon Goods for $38.

24. An avocado hugger so your favorite fruit can stay fresh way longer.

uncommongoods.com

Promising Review: "Hey, these cute little avocado huggers really work. Was amazed, and love the two sizes." β€”L.L. Mellen

Get it on Amazon for $10.95.

25. A cheese-making kit that'll fulfill your unrealized dream to be a dairy farmer.

amazon.com, amazon.com

Promising Review: "Made mozzarella this weekend, and it was amazing. The directions are straight-forward and easy to follow. Can't wait to make more cheese!" β€”Caitlin Venema

Get it on Amazon for $25.49.

Joy level: Guy Fieri in Flavor Town.

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Reviews here have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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