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    21 Things You'll Love If You're A Complete And Total Ice Queen


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    1. A pair of oversized sunglasses to judge people under the radar.

    Get them on Amazon for $12.99 (available in nine colors).

    2. A totally sincere nameplate. You're not rolling your eyes at your coworkers *at all*.

    Get it on The Fuck Shit Shop for $29.

    Enter promo code SUMMERSOVER at checkout to get 20% off your order.

    3. A cursing coloring book that'll warn people off so you can draw in peace.

    Promising Review: "Unfortunately, the only adult coloring books I can obtain locally are of butterflies and other foo-foo nonsense. THIS, however, allows me to clearly and colorfully illustrate my dislike for people in a way that no other medium quite manages." —Amazon Customer

    Get it on Amazon for $5.39.

    4. A protective doormat because solicitors aren't the only unwanted visitors in your home.

    Promising Review: "Gets chuckles, and I haven't had as many sales folk knock on my door." —Meg

    Get it on Amazon for $19.99.

    5. Some standoffish socks so you can ~kick back~ and relax without intruders.

    Get them on Nordstrom or The Nylon Shop for $14.

    6. A pair of romantic earrings. A great opener on your Bumble.

    Get them on The Fuck Shit Shop for $32.

    Enter promo code SUMMERSOVER at checkout to get 20% off your order.

    7. A hoodie pillow to wear when you don't even need to nap—you just want to avoid people.

    Promising Review: "Best thing ever! I feel like I'm hiding when I wear it, and it's super comfortable and warm." —Chelsea

    Get it on Amazon for $24.95+ (available in three colors).

    8. A phone case covered with the tears of those who were dumb enough to try and play you.

    Get it on Missguided for $14 (available in iPhone 7).

    9. A heartfelt card that really covers all you feel.

    Get it from Could You Please on Etsy for $4.50.

    10. A very relatable pin so you can carry around an identical twin.

    Get it from Danny Brito on Etsy for $10.

    11. An honest hat, in case your resting bitch face isn't scary enough.

    Get it from Galaxy Elites on Etsy for $19 (available in five colors).

    12. Some cheerful balloons that'll really make the guest of honor feel loved.

    Get a 12-pack on Firebox for $9.09.

    13. A reflective pouch with not so much of a sad statement, but a victory cry.

    And these friends are named: me, myself, and I.

    Get it on The Nylon Shop for $29.

    14. A ladylike T-shirt that's probably mimicking your regular gestures.

    Get it from the Katy days on Etsy for $17.07 (available in sizes S-2X).

    15. A steaming cup of stay in bed all day and ignore your phone.

    Get it from Threads & Beyond on Etsy for $15.

    16. A helpful notebook for when coworkers suddenly think you're willing to do anything but stare at the ceiling.

    Promising Review: "Love this notebook! Makes everyone in the office laugh when they see it. I wasn't expecting the lettering to be felt, nice touch!" —BeatyBuyer

    Get it on Amazon for $12 or Urban Outfitters for $28.

    17. A motivational denim jacket so admirers can get a dose of encouragement.

    Get it on The Nylon Shop for $150 (available in sizes S-L).

    18. A friendly pin if subtle hints aren't doing enough.

    Get it from Past Your Porchlight on Etsy for $9.

    19. A set of rings in case your middle finger is empty.

    Get them from simplestamp on Etsy for $14+ (available in three colors and sizes 4-10).

    20. A shirt featuring the constant inner thought that probably plays in your head on repeat.

    Get it from The Tee Studio on Etsy for $12.

    21. A petty phone case as a perfect response for anyone who remotely disagrees with you, as if!

    Get it on Missguided for $14 (available in iPhone 6).

    **Boy approaches**

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    The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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