21 Things You'll Love If You're A Complete And Total Ice Queen
A cursing coloring book that'll warn people off so you can draw in peace.
A protective doormat because solicitors aren't the only unwanted visitors in your home.
A pair of romantic earrings. A great opener on your Bumble.
A hoodie pillow to wear when you don't even need to nap—you just want to avoid people.
A phone case covered with the tears of those who were dumb enough to try and play you.
An honest hat, in case your resting bitch face isn't scary enough.
A reflective pouch with not so much of a sad statement, but a victory cry.
A steaming cup of stay in bed all day and ignore your phone.
A helpful notebook for when coworkers suddenly think you're willing to do anything but stare at the ceiling.
A set of rings in case your middle finger is empty.
A shirt featuring the constant inner thought that probably plays in your head on repeat.
A petty phone case as a perfect response for anyone who remotely disagrees with you, as if!
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